YnM Summer VacationTRACK 1 (13min 51sec)
(Cicadas buzzing, etc)
Tsuzuki - This is called the Underworld.... a world of death. The souls of the deceased are judged based on the acts committed during their lifetime by our organisation, Juocho. The department of summons were created for the purpose of backing up Juocho and keeping any and all deceased souls under control. It is our duty to guide the path for any lost souls. That is why we are called the Shinigamis (Angels of Death).
(knocking on door, sound of door opening then shutting)
Tsuzuki - Did you call, President Konoe? Second Area Shinigamis, Tsuzuki Asato and Kurosaki Hisoka have arrived, what did you want with us? (mumbling)Aaah it's sooo boiling in here!!
Hisoka - (Entering the room) Hello.
Watari - Oooh, it's Tsuzuki and Hisoka!
Gushoshin - So you two have been called too?
Hisoka - Watari-san and Gushoshin! What's this all about?
Tsuzuki - Probably some boring meeting again...
Tatsumi - (Clears throat) Concerning that matter, President Konoe will give you instructions. Please start, President.
Konoe - Hmm? Oh. Ahem everyone, what I am going to order you to do, is entirely Enma-sama's wish.
Tsuzuki - Enma-sama? That's very unusual of him.
Konoe - Tsuzuki, Kurosaki, Watari, Tatsumi, Gushoshin - you are the five who have been chosen.
Tatsumi - Me too?
Konoe - Yes. Now listen very carefully, all of you.
(silence)
Konoe - The five of you... are given a special vacation.а
(Funky music - then Tsuzuki's voice "CD drama - Yami no Matsuei - Summer Vacation")
(Long silence with summer sounds)
Tsuzuki - Uh...Ummm...President? ...What did you just...say?'
Konoe - I said, the five of you are given a special vacation.
Everyone (exc. Konoe) - HUHH!!!!!????
Tsuzuki - R-really!?!?
Watari - You mean... REALLY!?
Gushoshin - But WHY!?
Konoe - Enma-sama has been very compassionate. He is giving all Shinigamis a three day holiday.
Tatsumi - But...if all Shinigamis were to take holidays, what will happen to the ministry? What of the work we have to do?
Konoe - Do not worry. We are giving the vacation to separate groups at separate times, so that not all the Shinigamis will be on holiday at once. And it is just for three days.
Hisoka - So you mean, us five are the only Shinigamis...
Tsuzuki (continuing from Hisoka) - on vacation for those three days?
Konoe - Yes.
Tatsumi - But President...!
Tsuzuki - OOHHH shut up Tatsumi! Don't spoil the fun! Enma-sama's not being a stingy bum for a change, he's giving us a holiday! We should all be happy!! Let's get outta here before Enma-sama changes his mind!!
Tatsumi - Tsuzuki-san...! Do you even have enough money to get a hotel outside? To eat outside? What do you intend to do, just run out of here and starve??
Tsuzuki - Er...
Watari - Hehehe... I'm such a lucky guy...!
Hisoka - What is it, Watari-san?
Watari - I went to the shopping-mall the other day, and I did this scratchie thingy and I won a special vacation coupon ticket (are tickets that pay for most of your vacation fee regardless of where you go)! I'll use this and go somewhere nice...!
Tsuzuki - THAT'S IT!!!!
Watari - Hm?
Tsuzuki - Let's use Watari's coupon ticket and go out, everyone!!!
Watari - HUHHH!!!??? W-wait!! It's my ticket!!!
Tatsumi - Good idea.
Gusohshin - It's a GREAT idea, Tsuzuki-san!!
Hisoka - Wow. You actually do come up with intelligent things sometimes.
Tsuzuki - ....(embarassedly) You think so? You really think so? Hehe...! Hisoka praised me...!
Watari (still in shock) - But it's my coupon ticket...! You mean you're all gonna use my coupon ticket...!?
Everyone (exc Watari) - YUP!!!!
Watari (almost in tears) - That's so cruel!!!
Konoe - Hahaha. Poor Watari.
Gushoshin - Anyway, let's decide where we're going to go. There's only three days vacation. If we don't hurry and decide, it's going to be over!!!
Tsuzuki - Exactly! So.....Thankyou Gushoshin!!
Gushoshin - ...What do you mean, thankyou...?
Tsuzuki - You can use that computer of yours to search for a good vacation spot for us!!
Gushoshin - Uhhhrgh! I'm not supposed to use this computer for recreational purposes, you know!!
(Gushoshin starts pressing buttons & searching)
Tsuzuki (mumbles) - I thought you weren't supposed to use the computer? (To Hisoka) See, Gushoshin's excited about this!
Hisoka - Not as much as you.
Tsuzuki - Uh-huh!
Gushoshin - Well. Can everyone tell me what sort of place they want to go to? I'll just enter the data in and let the computer search for the best spot to suit your requirements. Anything in particular you want? Anyone?
Tsuzuki - MEEEE! I wanna go somewhere I can eat heaps and sleep heaps and be lazy all day!!!
Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Al-right. Next!
Hisoka - I don't really mind as long as there's not many people around. I'd like it if it was a nice quiet place.
Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Yup! Next!
Watari - I need to get some exercise! I haven't gotten a lot of exercise lately...
Tsuzuki - That's 'cause you're always in your lab doing weird experiments.
Watari - Yup. I discovered this new super-medicine yesterday...! How'd you like to be my guneapig?
Tsuzuki - NO THANKYOU!!!
Watari - Awww, stingy bum.
Gushoshin (finishes entering statistics) - Next!
Tatsumi - Hmm, I'd like somewhere quiet where I can read. And great scenery of course, and a nice cool place to get away from the boiling summer. Hmmm, and I'd prefer a forest-lodge sort of place rather than a hotel, so we can relax more. Well, that's what I'd like.
Gushoshin - O-okay...Wait a second..
(Gushoshin enters lots of statistics)
Tsuzuki - Tatsumi's asking the most. (whispering)
Watari - He's asking a lot & very precisely in detail. How frugal. (whispering)
Tatsumi (angrily) - Well I think it's better to be precise so it will be easier for Gushoshin to find somewhere!!
Gushoshin - Y-yeah... (finishes typing) Yup. Done. I'd be surprised if there's a place that will have all your requirements, though... (enters more details)
(ping)
Gushoshin - Ooh! The data's coming out!
Tsuzuki (excitedly) - How'd you go!? (looks at results)....Awww. None of them seem good...(finds something) Ooh! How about this one!?
Watari - Which one? Let's see.... The "Miyama Family Lodge"?
Tsuzuki - Yeah! That one!
Hisoka - (reading out the desсriрtion of the place) "A beautiful lodge located next to a lake. Tennis courts and Hiking courses are near. Hotsprings to heal your body."
Gushoshin - Sounds great!!!
Tatsumi - But do you think we'd be able to get a reservation this late? I mean, we'll be there tomorrow.
Gushoshin - You're right. Wait a second...
(Gushoshin mumbles as he enters data of inquiry and sends to the lodge)
Gushoshin - ...It's alright! We got a reservation!
Tsuzuki - Yaay! That's great! I can be lazy aaaaaaaalllll day!!! Yaaay!
Konoe - Be thankful to Enma-sama, alright?
Tsuzuki - Yuuup! Well, president, we'd better get going now!
(Tsuzuki tries to exit - )
Konoe - Wait, Tsuzuki!!
Tsuzuki - (mumbling) not again... (to president) So, what do you want this time for your souvenir?
Konoe - Hotspring dumplings of course!!
Tsuzuki - Yes, yes... As you wish. (Turns to others) Let's go guys!!!
(Everyone cheers and gets ready to go, walks out of room and closes door.)
Konoe - Hmmm. Special Vacation... It's good to be young, isn't it? I wish I could go...
(Train station sounds)
Gushoshin - (writing in his diary) - First day of our vacation was a busy one. We met up at the train station at 7 o'clock in the morning to catch a bullet train. Tsuzuki-san was extremely high spirited, running all over the station causing havoc. I am ashamed to have to admit that I had a little fun running around as well. As a result, us two were cautioned by the station guards, and Tsuzuki-san went quiet at last. The train arrived at our destination at around lunch time. We got off, got our luggage, and were on our way to the lodge in no time. But...
(cicadas & forest sounds)
Hisoka (panting) - Who's the idiot that suggested we take this road!!??
Tsuzuki - Not road, Hisoka! It's a HIKING COURSE!!!! (excitedly)
Gushoshin - WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!! But WHY did we have to choose to do a hiking course NOW OF ALL, when we have all our heavy luggage with us, and we're tired from the train trip!?
Tsuzuki - You're not holding any luggage, Gushoshin. Stop winging. Besides, you were really excited about walking a hiking course when I suggested it!
Gushoshin - ....That's true, but...
Watari (dying sounds) - Ooooh, Aaaargh, I really can't walk anymore... Scientists aren't meant to climb up hills like this... But we can't risk flying incase someone sees us...
Tatsumi (angrily) - Tsuzuki-san.... You're going to pay for this....!!
Tsuzuki - I...I'm sorry...
(Sunset sounds & crows.)
Tatsumi - The sun's going down...
Hisoka - ...Well, that's our first day gone...
Watari - ......Oh Darn....
Tsuzuki (noticing something) - There!! We see it now!! Look, that sign there!! "Miyama Family Lodge"!! (noticing something else on the sign)....O-oh...
Watari - ....If it's not my eyes playing tricks on me, that sign there says this. "Free buses from the station to the lodge - only 30 minutes!!"
Tatsumi - And I also see a sign right in front of us which says this. "For Hiking course A, enter here. A scenic walk through the mountain to the train station, required time - 5 hours." Or is it just my eyes, TSUZUKI-SAN!!!!??"
Gushoshin - You mean, we wasted 4 and a half hours trudging through the mountains when we could have just got on a bus?
(Tsuzuki sneaks off)
Hisoka - TSUZUKI!!!!!! Just where do you think you're going!?
Tsuzuki (shrinking to the ground) - Uh...Um...I...
Everyone (exc Tsuzuki) - TSU...ZU...KI !!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone advances on Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki (scared) - W-wait! Everyone! Let's talk this over, hey? Let's take peaceful means, and....
(everyone swears at Tsuzuki and starts punching him and kicking him to pulps, then dumps ALL of their luggage on his back for him to carry.)
Tsuzuki (dying) - So....Heavy......Ow.....
Gushoshin (back to the diary entry) - After wasting many hours trudging through the forest meaninglessly because of Tsuzuki-san, we all arrived at Miyama Family Lodge. It was early evening by the time we settled in our rooms, so a whole day out of the 3 day holiday was wasted.
(morning sounds - in the bedroom (you have to understand that most Japanese hotspring lodges have Japanese style rooms where everyone sleeps in the same room on futons. So all 5 of them slept in the same room.))
(birds chirping)
Watari (sleepily) - Huh? Where's Tsuzuki?
Tatsumi - Oh, Tsuzuki-san? He went skipping out of the room a few minutes ago with a sickeningly broad smile on his face, singing out loud that he's going to the hotsprings.
Gushoshin - Again? He went in the hotsprings so many times last night!!
Tatsumi - Well, as young as he looks, he's the oldest out of us all. I guess he's getting age-cramps in his back or something. Arthritis, maybe. "Old men love hotsprings" - It's a well known fact.
Watari (looking at Hisoka) - Look at him. He's sound asleep, the poor boy.
Tatsumi - You can't blame him. Imagine having to babysit that Tsuzuki-san all day, every day. He's probably sleeping off his stress and tiredness - let him be for the meanwhile.
Watari - Yeah.
Hisoka (stirring) - Mmnn... Uh....... (dreaming)
(Hisoka's dream sequence - weird spooky sounds)
Hisoka (thoughts) - ...Where is this? Where am I....? It's...the hiking course that we walked yesterday...!
(Sound of a girl running and panting)
Girl - Daddy! Mummy! Hurry up! Come on!!! I see the end of the hiking course!!! We're here finally!! Whooaa! Look at the pretty lake!!
Hisoka (thoughts) - What an energetic girl. (looks around)....Hm?
(funky driving music - implying that a car is approaching)
Hisoka (thoughts) - Hey that driver's not concentrating on the road!!! But the girl...! What if...
Girl - Hurry up Mummy, Daddy! You've got to see the lake!! Come on - I want to go down and touch the water!! (sound of girl running)
Hisoka (thoughts) - NO!! STOP!!! DON'T GO!!!!!а THE CAR!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!
(Girl gasps, Car crashing sound, silence.)
(dream sequence ends, Hisoka wakes up and sits up abruptly, panting.)
(birds chirping)
Hisoka - It's just....a dream....
Tatsumi (alarmed) - Are you alright, Kurosaki-kun!?
Watari - Have a bad dream or something, bon?? (Watari always addresses Hisoka by 'bon'. It is his friendly way of saying 'little boy' or 'kid'. He only uses it for Hisoka)
Hisoka - I....(uncomfortable silence) You know the hiking course we walked yesterday? I dreamt that a girl...Just at the exit of the hiking course...a girl got run over by a car...
Tatsumi & Watari - ...What!?
Hisoka - It...it was so real! It was nothing like a normal dream, it was as if it was trying to tell me something... What if the girl really...!!
Watari - Calm down, bon. It's probably just a dream. But we can always check and make sure if it really happened or not. Just relax for now, go get a shower or something. You're drenched in sweat!
Tatsumi - I agree with Watari. Kurosaki-kun, let's think about this later, and for now, go and relax for a while.
Hisoka - ....Yeah... I will... (vaguely)
Gushoshin - I'll go with you then, Hisoka-san! (worriedly)
Tatsumi - Yes, take care of him, Gushoshin.
Gushoshin - Of course. Let's go then, Hisoka san.
(Hisoka and Gushoshin exit the room)
Tatsumi (musingly) - It is unusual... I am worried about Kurosaki-kun's dream.
Watari - Yeah... I just hope nothing bad's going to happen...
(mysterious music)
Hisoka (writing in his diary) - Day two of the holiday. I had a strange dream that morning... Little did I know that this strange dream would ruin our supposed-to-be-peaceful vacation...
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