Stupidity that doesn't benefit me offends me.
YnM Summer VacationTRACK 1 (13min 51sec)
(Cicadas buzzing, etc)
Tsuzuki - This is called the Underworld.... a world of death. The souls of the deceased are judged based on the acts committed during their lifetime by our organisation, Juocho. The department of summons were created for the purpose of backing up Juocho and keeping any and all deceased souls under control. It is our duty to guide the path for any lost souls. That is why we are called the Shinigamis (Angels of Death).
(knocking on door, sound of door opening then shutting)
Tsuzuki - Did you call, President Konoe? Second Area Shinigamis, Tsuzuki Asato and Kurosaki Hisoka have arrived, what did you want with us? (mumbling)Aaah it's sooo boiling in here!!
Hisoka - (Entering the room) Hello.
Watari - Oooh, it's Tsuzuki and Hisoka!
Gushoshin - So you two have been called too?
Hisoka - Watari-san and Gushoshin! What's this all about?
Tsuzuki - Probably some boring meeting again...
Tatsumi - (Clears throat) Concerning that matter, President Konoe will give you instructions. Please start, President.
Konoe - Hmm? Oh. Ahem everyone, what I am going to order you to do, is entirely Enma-sama's wish.
Tsuzuki - Enma-sama? That's very unusual of him.
Konoe - Tsuzuki, Kurosaki, Watari, Tatsumi, Gushoshin - you are the five who have been chosen.
Tatsumi - Me too?
Konoe - Yes. Now listen very carefully, all of you.
(silence)
Konoe - The five of you... are given a special vacation.а
(Funky music - then Tsuzuki's voice "CD drama - Yami no Matsuei - Summer Vacation")
(Long silence with summer sounds)
Tsuzuki - Uh...Ummm...President? ...What did you just...say?'
Konoe - I said, the five of you are given a special vacation.
Everyone (exc. Konoe) - HUHH!!!!!????
Tsuzuki - R-really!?!?
Watari - You mean... REALLY!?
Gushoshin - But WHY!?
Konoe - Enma-sama has been very compassionate. He is giving all Shinigamis a three day holiday.
Tatsumi - But...if all Shinigamis were to take holidays, what will happen to the ministry? What of the work we have to do?
Konoe - Do not worry. We are giving the vacation to separate groups at separate times, so that not all the Shinigamis will be on holiday at once. And it is just for three days.
Hisoka - So you mean, us five are the only Shinigamis...
Tsuzuki (continuing from Hisoka) - on vacation for those three days?
Konoe - Yes.
Tatsumi - But President...!
Tsuzuki - OOHHH shut up Tatsumi! Don't spoil the fun! Enma-sama's not being a stingy bum for a change, he's giving us a holiday! We should all be happy!! Let's get outta here before Enma-sama changes his mind!!
Tatsumi - Tsuzuki-san...! Do you even have enough money to get a hotel outside? To eat outside? What do you intend to do, just run out of here and starve??
Tsuzuki - Er...
Watari - Hehehe... I'm such a lucky guy...!
Hisoka - What is it, Watari-san?
Watari - I went to the shopping-mall the other day, and I did this scratchie thingy and I won a special vacation coupon ticket (are tickets that pay for most of your vacation fee regardless of where you go)! I'll use this and go somewhere nice...!
Tsuzuki - THAT'S IT!!!!
Watari - Hm?
Tsuzuki - Let's use Watari's coupon ticket and go out, everyone!!!
Watari - HUHHH!!!??? W-wait!! It's my ticket!!!
Tatsumi - Good idea.
Gusohshin - It's a GREAT idea, Tsuzuki-san!!
Hisoka - Wow. You actually do come up with intelligent things sometimes.
Tsuzuki - ....(embarassedly) You think so? You really think so? Hehe...! Hisoka praised me...!
Watari (still in shock) - But it's my coupon ticket...! You mean you're all gonna use my coupon ticket...!?
Everyone (exc Watari) - YUP!!!!
Watari (almost in tears) - That's so cruel!!!
Konoe - Hahaha. Poor Watari.
Gushoshin - Anyway, let's decide where we're going to go. There's only three days vacation. If we don't hurry and decide, it's going to be over!!!
Tsuzuki - Exactly! So.....Thankyou Gushoshin!!
Gushoshin - ...What do you mean, thankyou...?
Tsuzuki - You can use that computer of yours to search for a good vacation spot for us!!
Gushoshin - Uhhhrgh! I'm not supposed to use this computer for recreational purposes, you know!!
(Gushoshin starts pressing buttons & searching)
Tsuzuki (mumbles) - I thought you weren't supposed to use the computer? (To Hisoka) See, Gushoshin's excited about this!
Hisoka - Not as much as you.
Tsuzuki - Uh-huh!
Gushoshin - Well. Can everyone tell me what sort of place they want to go to? I'll just enter the data in and let the computer search for the best spot to suit your requirements. Anything in particular you want? Anyone?
Tsuzuki - MEEEE! I wanna go somewhere I can eat heaps and sleep heaps and be lazy all day!!!
Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Al-right. Next!
Hisoka - I don't really mind as long as there's not many people around. I'd like it if it was a nice quiet place.
Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Yup! Next!
Watari - I need to get some exercise! I haven't gotten a lot of exercise lately...
Tsuzuki - That's 'cause you're always in your lab doing weird experiments.
Watari - Yup. I discovered this new super-medicine yesterday...! How'd you like to be my guneapig?
Tsuzuki - NO THANKYOU!!!
Watari - Awww, stingy bum.
Gushoshin (finishes entering statistics) - Next!
Tatsumi - Hmm, I'd like somewhere quiet where I can read. And great scenery of course, and a nice cool place to get away from the boiling summer. Hmmm, and I'd prefer a forest-lodge sort of place rather than a hotel, so we can relax more. Well, that's what I'd like.
Gushoshin - O-okay...Wait a second..
(Gushoshin enters lots of statistics)
Tsuzuki - Tatsumi's asking the most. (whispering)
Watari - He's asking a lot & very precisely in detail. How frugal. (whispering)
Tatsumi (angrily) - Well I think it's better to be precise so it will be easier for Gushoshin to find somewhere!!
Gushoshin - Y-yeah... (finishes typing) Yup. Done. I'd be surprised if there's a place that will have all your requirements, though... (enters more details)
(ping)
Gushoshin - Ooh! The data's coming out!
Tsuzuki (excitedly) - How'd you go!? (looks at results)....Awww. None of them seem good...(finds something) Ooh! How about this one!?
Watari - Which one? Let's see.... The "Miyama Family Lodge"?
Tsuzuki - Yeah! That one!
Hisoka - (reading out the desсriрtion of the place) "A beautiful lodge located next to a lake. Tennis courts and Hiking courses are near. Hotsprings to heal your body."
Gushoshin - Sounds great!!!
Tatsumi - But do you think we'd be able to get a reservation this late? I mean, we'll be there tomorrow.
Gushoshin - You're right. Wait a second...
(Gushoshin mumbles as he enters data of inquiry and sends to the lodge)
Gushoshin - ...It's alright! We got a reservation!
Tsuzuki - Yaay! That's great! I can be lazy aaaaaaaalllll day!!! Yaaay!
Konoe - Be thankful to Enma-sama, alright?
Tsuzuki - Yuuup! Well, president, we'd better get going now!
(Tsuzuki tries to exit - )
Konoe - Wait, Tsuzuki!!
Tsuzuki - (mumbling) not again... (to president) So, what do you want this time for your souvenir?
Konoe - Hotspring dumplings of course!!
Tsuzuki - Yes, yes... As you wish. (Turns to others) Let's go guys!!!
(Everyone cheers and gets ready to go, walks out of room and closes door.)
Konoe - Hmmm. Special Vacation... It's good to be young, isn't it? I wish I could go...
(Train station sounds)
Gushoshin - (writing in his diary) - First day of our vacation was a busy one. We met up at the train station at 7 o'clock in the morning to catch a bullet train. Tsuzuki-san was extremely high spirited, running all over the station causing havoc. I am ashamed to have to admit that I had a little fun running around as well. As a result, us two were cautioned by the station guards, and Tsuzuki-san went quiet at last. The train arrived at our destination at around lunch time. We got off, got our luggage, and were on our way to the lodge in no time. But...
(cicadas & forest sounds)
Hisoka (panting) - Who's the idiot that suggested we take this road!!??
Tsuzuki - Not road, Hisoka! It's a HIKING COURSE!!!! (excitedly)
Gushoshin - WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!! But WHY did we have to choose to do a hiking course NOW OF ALL, when we have all our heavy luggage with us, and we're tired from the train trip!?
Tsuzuki - You're not holding any luggage, Gushoshin. Stop winging. Besides, you were really excited about walking a hiking course when I suggested it!
Gushoshin - ....That's true, but...
Watari (dying sounds) - Ooooh, Aaaargh, I really can't walk anymore... Scientists aren't meant to climb up hills like this... But we can't risk flying incase someone sees us...
Tatsumi (angrily) - Tsuzuki-san.... You're going to pay for this....!!
Tsuzuki - I...I'm sorry...
(Sunset sounds & crows.)
Tatsumi - The sun's going down...
Hisoka - ...Well, that's our first day gone...
Watari - ......Oh Darn....
Tsuzuki (noticing something) - There!! We see it now!! Look, that sign there!! "Miyama Family Lodge"!! (noticing something else on the sign)....O-oh...
Watari - ....If it's not my eyes playing tricks on me, that sign there says this. "Free buses from the station to the lodge - only 30 minutes!!"
Tatsumi - And I also see a sign right in front of us which says this. "For Hiking course A, enter here. A scenic walk through the mountain to the train station, required time - 5 hours." Or is it just my eyes, TSUZUKI-SAN!!!!??"
Gushoshin - You mean, we wasted 4 and a half hours trudging through the mountains when we could have just got on a bus?
(Tsuzuki sneaks off)
Hisoka - TSUZUKI!!!!!! Just where do you think you're going!?
Tsuzuki (shrinking to the ground) - Uh...Um...I...
Everyone (exc Tsuzuki) - TSU...ZU...KI !!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone advances on Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki (scared) - W-wait! Everyone! Let's talk this over, hey? Let's take peaceful means, and....
(everyone swears at Tsuzuki and starts punching him and kicking him to pulps, then dumps ALL of their luggage on his back for him to carry.)
Tsuzuki (dying) - So....Heavy......Ow.....
Gushoshin (back to the diary entry) - After wasting many hours trudging through the forest meaninglessly because of Tsuzuki-san, we all arrived at Miyama Family Lodge. It was early evening by the time we settled in our rooms, so a whole day out of the 3 day holiday was wasted.
(morning sounds - in the bedroom (you have to understand that most Japanese hotspring lodges have Japanese style rooms where everyone sleeps in the same room on futons. So all 5 of them slept in the same room.))
(birds chirping)
Watari (sleepily) - Huh? Where's Tsuzuki?
Tatsumi - Oh, Tsuzuki-san? He went skipping out of the room a few minutes ago with a sickeningly broad smile on his face, singing out loud that he's going to the hotsprings.
Gushoshin - Again? He went in the hotsprings so many times last night!!
Tatsumi - Well, as young as he looks, he's the oldest out of us all. I guess he's getting age-cramps in his back or something. Arthritis, maybe. "Old men love hotsprings" - It's a well known fact.
Watari (looking at Hisoka) - Look at him. He's sound asleep, the poor boy.
Tatsumi - You can't blame him. Imagine having to babysit that Tsuzuki-san all day, every day. He's probably sleeping off his stress and tiredness - let him be for the meanwhile.
Watari - Yeah.
Hisoka (stirring) - Mmnn... Uh....... (dreaming)
(Hisoka's dream sequence - weird spooky sounds)
Hisoka (thoughts) - ...Where is this? Where am I....? It's...the hiking course that we walked yesterday...!
(Sound of a girl running and panting)
Girl - Daddy! Mummy! Hurry up! Come on!!! I see the end of the hiking course!!! We're here finally!! Whooaa! Look at the pretty lake!!
Hisoka (thoughts) - What an energetic girl. (looks around)....Hm?
(funky driving music - implying that a car is approaching)
Hisoka (thoughts) - Hey that driver's not concentrating on the road!!! But the girl...! What if...
Girl - Hurry up Mummy, Daddy! You've got to see the lake!! Come on - I want to go down and touch the water!! (sound of girl running)
Hisoka (thoughts) - NO!! STOP!!! DON'T GO!!!!!а THE CAR!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!
(Girl gasps, Car crashing sound, silence.)
(dream sequence ends, Hisoka wakes up and sits up abruptly, panting.)
(birds chirping)
Hisoka - It's just....a dream....
Tatsumi (alarmed) - Are you alright, Kurosaki-kun!?
Watari - Have a bad dream or something, bon?? (Watari always addresses Hisoka by 'bon'. It is his friendly way of saying 'little boy' or 'kid'. He only uses it for Hisoka)
Hisoka - I....(uncomfortable silence) You know the hiking course we walked yesterday? I dreamt that a girl...Just at the exit of the hiking course...a girl got run over by a car...
Tatsumi & Watari - ...What!?
Hisoka - It...it was so real! It was nothing like a normal dream, it was as if it was trying to tell me something... What if the girl really...!!
Watari - Calm down, bon. It's probably just a dream. But we can always check and make sure if it really happened or not. Just relax for now, go get a shower or something. You're drenched in sweat!
Tatsumi - I agree with Watari. Kurosaki-kun, let's think about this later, and for now, go and relax for a while.
Hisoka - ....Yeah... I will... (vaguely)
Gushoshin - I'll go with you then, Hisoka-san! (worriedly)
Tatsumi - Yes, take care of him, Gushoshin.
Gushoshin - Of course. Let's go then, Hisoka san.
(Hisoka and Gushoshin exit the room)
Tatsumi (musingly) - It is unusual... I am worried about Kurosaki-kun's dream.
Watari - Yeah... I just hope nothing bad's going to happen...
(mysterious music)
Hisoka (writing in his diary) - Day two of the holiday. I had a strange dream that morning... Little did I know that this strange dream would ruin our supposed-to-be-peaceful vacation...
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(Cicadas buzzing, etc)
Tsuzuki - This is called the Underworld.... a world of death. The souls of the deceased are judged based on the acts committed during their lifetime by our organisation, Juocho. The department of summons were created for the purpose of backing up Juocho and keeping any and all deceased souls under control. It is our duty to guide the path for any lost souls. That is why we are called the Shinigamis (Angels of Death).
(knocking on door, sound of door opening then shutting)
Tsuzuki - Did you call, President Konoe? Second Area Shinigamis, Tsuzuki Asato and Kurosaki Hisoka have arrived, what did you want with us? (mumbling)Aaah it's sooo boiling in here!!
Hisoka - (Entering the room) Hello.
Watari - Oooh, it's Tsuzuki and Hisoka!
Gushoshin - So you two have been called too?
Hisoka - Watari-san and Gushoshin! What's this all about?
Tsuzuki - Probably some boring meeting again...
Tatsumi - (Clears throat) Concerning that matter, President Konoe will give you instructions. Please start, President.
Konoe - Hmm? Oh. Ahem everyone, what I am going to order you to do, is entirely Enma-sama's wish.
Tsuzuki - Enma-sama? That's very unusual of him.
Konoe - Tsuzuki, Kurosaki, Watari, Tatsumi, Gushoshin - you are the five who have been chosen.
Tatsumi - Me too?
Konoe - Yes. Now listen very carefully, all of you.
(silence)
Konoe - The five of you... are given a special vacation.а
(Funky music - then Tsuzuki's voice "CD drama - Yami no Matsuei - Summer Vacation")
(Long silence with summer sounds)
Tsuzuki - Uh...Ummm...President? ...What did you just...say?'
Konoe - I said, the five of you are given a special vacation.
Everyone (exc. Konoe) - HUHH!!!!!????
Tsuzuki - R-really!?!?
Watari - You mean... REALLY!?
Gushoshin - But WHY!?
Konoe - Enma-sama has been very compassionate. He is giving all Shinigamis a three day holiday.
Tatsumi - But...if all Shinigamis were to take holidays, what will happen to the ministry? What of the work we have to do?
Konoe - Do not worry. We are giving the vacation to separate groups at separate times, so that not all the Shinigamis will be on holiday at once. And it is just for three days.
Hisoka - So you mean, us five are the only Shinigamis...
Tsuzuki (continuing from Hisoka) - on vacation for those three days?
Konoe - Yes.
Tatsumi - But President...!
Tsuzuki - OOHHH shut up Tatsumi! Don't spoil the fun! Enma-sama's not being a stingy bum for a change, he's giving us a holiday! We should all be happy!! Let's get outta here before Enma-sama changes his mind!!
Tatsumi - Tsuzuki-san...! Do you even have enough money to get a hotel outside? To eat outside? What do you intend to do, just run out of here and starve??
Tsuzuki - Er...
Watari - Hehehe... I'm such a lucky guy...!
Hisoka - What is it, Watari-san?
Watari - I went to the shopping-mall the other day, and I did this scratchie thingy and I won a special vacation coupon ticket (are tickets that pay for most of your vacation fee regardless of where you go)! I'll use this and go somewhere nice...!
Tsuzuki - THAT'S IT!!!!
Watari - Hm?
Tsuzuki - Let's use Watari's coupon ticket and go out, everyone!!!
Watari - HUHHH!!!??? W-wait!! It's my ticket!!!
Tatsumi - Good idea.
Gusohshin - It's a GREAT idea, Tsuzuki-san!!
Hisoka - Wow. You actually do come up with intelligent things sometimes.
Tsuzuki - ....(embarassedly) You think so? You really think so? Hehe...! Hisoka praised me...!
Watari (still in shock) - But it's my coupon ticket...! You mean you're all gonna use my coupon ticket...!?
Everyone (exc Watari) - YUP!!!!
Watari (almost in tears) - That's so cruel!!!
Konoe - Hahaha. Poor Watari.
Gushoshin - Anyway, let's decide where we're going to go. There's only three days vacation. If we don't hurry and decide, it's going to be over!!!
Tsuzuki - Exactly! So.....Thankyou Gushoshin!!
Gushoshin - ...What do you mean, thankyou...?
Tsuzuki - You can use that computer of yours to search for a good vacation spot for us!!
Gushoshin - Uhhhrgh! I'm not supposed to use this computer for recreational purposes, you know!!
(Gushoshin starts pressing buttons & searching)
Tsuzuki (mumbles) - I thought you weren't supposed to use the computer? (To Hisoka) See, Gushoshin's excited about this!
Hisoka - Not as much as you.
Tsuzuki - Uh-huh!
Gushoshin - Well. Can everyone tell me what sort of place they want to go to? I'll just enter the data in and let the computer search for the best spot to suit your requirements. Anything in particular you want? Anyone?
Tsuzuki - MEEEE! I wanna go somewhere I can eat heaps and sleep heaps and be lazy all day!!!
Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Al-right. Next!
Hisoka - I don't really mind as long as there's not many people around. I'd like it if it was a nice quiet place.
Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Yup! Next!
Watari - I need to get some exercise! I haven't gotten a lot of exercise lately...
Tsuzuki - That's 'cause you're always in your lab doing weird experiments.
Watari - Yup. I discovered this new super-medicine yesterday...! How'd you like to be my guneapig?
Tsuzuki - NO THANKYOU!!!
Watari - Awww, stingy bum.
Gushoshin (finishes entering statistics) - Next!
Tatsumi - Hmm, I'd like somewhere quiet where I can read. And great scenery of course, and a nice cool place to get away from the boiling summer. Hmmm, and I'd prefer a forest-lodge sort of place rather than a hotel, so we can relax more. Well, that's what I'd like.
Gushoshin - O-okay...Wait a second..
(Gushoshin enters lots of statistics)
Tsuzuki - Tatsumi's asking the most. (whispering)
Watari - He's asking a lot & very precisely in detail. How frugal. (whispering)
Tatsumi (angrily) - Well I think it's better to be precise so it will be easier for Gushoshin to find somewhere!!
Gushoshin - Y-yeah... (finishes typing) Yup. Done. I'd be surprised if there's a place that will have all your requirements, though... (enters more details)
(ping)
Gushoshin - Ooh! The data's coming out!
Tsuzuki (excitedly) - How'd you go!? (looks at results)....Awww. None of them seem good...(finds something) Ooh! How about this one!?
Watari - Which one? Let's see.... The "Miyama Family Lodge"?
Tsuzuki - Yeah! That one!
Hisoka - (reading out the desсriрtion of the place) "A beautiful lodge located next to a lake. Tennis courts and Hiking courses are near. Hotsprings to heal your body."
Gushoshin - Sounds great!!!
Tatsumi - But do you think we'd be able to get a reservation this late? I mean, we'll be there tomorrow.
Gushoshin - You're right. Wait a second...
(Gushoshin mumbles as he enters data of inquiry and sends to the lodge)
Gushoshin - ...It's alright! We got a reservation!
Tsuzuki - Yaay! That's great! I can be lazy aaaaaaaalllll day!!! Yaaay!
Konoe - Be thankful to Enma-sama, alright?
Tsuzuki - Yuuup! Well, president, we'd better get going now!
(Tsuzuki tries to exit - )
Konoe - Wait, Tsuzuki!!
Tsuzuki - (mumbling) not again... (to president) So, what do you want this time for your souvenir?
Konoe - Hotspring dumplings of course!!
Tsuzuki - Yes, yes... As you wish. (Turns to others) Let's go guys!!!
(Everyone cheers and gets ready to go, walks out of room and closes door.)
Konoe - Hmmm. Special Vacation... It's good to be young, isn't it? I wish I could go...
(Train station sounds)
Gushoshin - (writing in his diary) - First day of our vacation was a busy one. We met up at the train station at 7 o'clock in the morning to catch a bullet train. Tsuzuki-san was extremely high spirited, running all over the station causing havoc. I am ashamed to have to admit that I had a little fun running around as well. As a result, us two were cautioned by the station guards, and Tsuzuki-san went quiet at last. The train arrived at our destination at around lunch time. We got off, got our luggage, and were on our way to the lodge in no time. But...
(cicadas & forest sounds)
Hisoka (panting) - Who's the idiot that suggested we take this road!!??
Tsuzuki - Not road, Hisoka! It's a HIKING COURSE!!!! (excitedly)
Gushoshin - WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!! But WHY did we have to choose to do a hiking course NOW OF ALL, when we have all our heavy luggage with us, and we're tired from the train trip!?
Tsuzuki - You're not holding any luggage, Gushoshin. Stop winging. Besides, you were really excited about walking a hiking course when I suggested it!
Gushoshin - ....That's true, but...
Watari (dying sounds) - Ooooh, Aaaargh, I really can't walk anymore... Scientists aren't meant to climb up hills like this... But we can't risk flying incase someone sees us...
Tatsumi (angrily) - Tsuzuki-san.... You're going to pay for this....!!
Tsuzuki - I...I'm sorry...
(Sunset sounds & crows.)
Tatsumi - The sun's going down...
Hisoka - ...Well, that's our first day gone...
Watari - ......Oh Darn....
Tsuzuki (noticing something) - There!! We see it now!! Look, that sign there!! "Miyama Family Lodge"!! (noticing something else on the sign)....O-oh...
Watari - ....If it's not my eyes playing tricks on me, that sign there says this. "Free buses from the station to the lodge - only 30 minutes!!"
Tatsumi - And I also see a sign right in front of us which says this. "For Hiking course A, enter here. A scenic walk through the mountain to the train station, required time - 5 hours." Or is it just my eyes, TSUZUKI-SAN!!!!??"
Gushoshin - You mean, we wasted 4 and a half hours trudging through the mountains when we could have just got on a bus?
(Tsuzuki sneaks off)
Hisoka - TSUZUKI!!!!!! Just where do you think you're going!?
Tsuzuki (shrinking to the ground) - Uh...Um...I...
Everyone (exc Tsuzuki) - TSU...ZU...KI !!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone advances on Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki (scared) - W-wait! Everyone! Let's talk this over, hey? Let's take peaceful means, and....
(everyone swears at Tsuzuki and starts punching him and kicking him to pulps, then dumps ALL of their luggage on his back for him to carry.)
Tsuzuki (dying) - So....Heavy......Ow.....
Gushoshin (back to the diary entry) - After wasting many hours trudging through the forest meaninglessly because of Tsuzuki-san, we all arrived at Miyama Family Lodge. It was early evening by the time we settled in our rooms, so a whole day out of the 3 day holiday was wasted.
(morning sounds - in the bedroom (you have to understand that most Japanese hotspring lodges have Japanese style rooms where everyone sleeps in the same room on futons. So all 5 of them slept in the same room.))
(birds chirping)
Watari (sleepily) - Huh? Where's Tsuzuki?
Tatsumi - Oh, Tsuzuki-san? He went skipping out of the room a few minutes ago with a sickeningly broad smile on his face, singing out loud that he's going to the hotsprings.
Gushoshin - Again? He went in the hotsprings so many times last night!!
Tatsumi - Well, as young as he looks, he's the oldest out of us all. I guess he's getting age-cramps in his back or something. Arthritis, maybe. "Old men love hotsprings" - It's a well known fact.
Watari (looking at Hisoka) - Look at him. He's sound asleep, the poor boy.
Tatsumi - You can't blame him. Imagine having to babysit that Tsuzuki-san all day, every day. He's probably sleeping off his stress and tiredness - let him be for the meanwhile.
Watari - Yeah.
Hisoka (stirring) - Mmnn... Uh....... (dreaming)
(Hisoka's dream sequence - weird spooky sounds)
Hisoka (thoughts) - ...Where is this? Where am I....? It's...the hiking course that we walked yesterday...!
(Sound of a girl running and panting)
Girl - Daddy! Mummy! Hurry up! Come on!!! I see the end of the hiking course!!! We're here finally!! Whooaa! Look at the pretty lake!!
Hisoka (thoughts) - What an energetic girl. (looks around)....Hm?
(funky driving music - implying that a car is approaching)
Hisoka (thoughts) - Hey that driver's not concentrating on the road!!! But the girl...! What if...
Girl - Hurry up Mummy, Daddy! You've got to see the lake!! Come on - I want to go down and touch the water!! (sound of girl running)
Hisoka (thoughts) - NO!! STOP!!! DON'T GO!!!!!а THE CAR!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!
(Girl gasps, Car crashing sound, silence.)
(dream sequence ends, Hisoka wakes up and sits up abruptly, panting.)
(birds chirping)
Hisoka - It's just....a dream....
Tatsumi (alarmed) - Are you alright, Kurosaki-kun!?
Watari - Have a bad dream or something, bon?? (Watari always addresses Hisoka by 'bon'. It is his friendly way of saying 'little boy' or 'kid'. He only uses it for Hisoka)
Hisoka - I....(uncomfortable silence) You know the hiking course we walked yesterday? I dreamt that a girl...Just at the exit of the hiking course...a girl got run over by a car...
Tatsumi & Watari - ...What!?
Hisoka - It...it was so real! It was nothing like a normal dream, it was as if it was trying to tell me something... What if the girl really...!!
Watari - Calm down, bon. It's probably just a dream. But we can always check and make sure if it really happened or not. Just relax for now, go get a shower or something. You're drenched in sweat!
Tatsumi - I agree with Watari. Kurosaki-kun, let's think about this later, and for now, go and relax for a while.
Hisoka - ....Yeah... I will... (vaguely)
Gushoshin - I'll go with you then, Hisoka-san! (worriedly)
Tatsumi - Yes, take care of him, Gushoshin.
Gushoshin - Of course. Let's go then, Hisoka san.
(Hisoka and Gushoshin exit the room)
Tatsumi (musingly) - It is unusual... I am worried about Kurosaki-kun's dream.
Watari - Yeah... I just hope nothing bad's going to happen...
(mysterious music)
Hisoka (writing in his diary) - Day two of the holiday. I had a strange dream that morning... Little did I know that this strange dream would ruin our supposed-to-be-peaceful vacation...
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16.08.2006 в 00:36(Shower sounds - shower stops)
Tsuzuki - Aaaah!! That was good!!!
(Towel sounds, slapping sound)
Tsuzuki - Pheew! I LOVE baths!!! Especially morning baths!!
(Getting dressed sounds)
Tsuzuki - Done. Now all I have to do is dry my hair, and...
(door opens)
(someone walks in)
Muraki - Oh hello, Tsuzuki-san. I never thought I would see you at such a place. What a coincidence...
Tsuzuki (freezes) - Oh no oh no oh god no please tell me it's not him...! (turns around) (croaks).....Muraki...
Muraki - Long time no see, Tsuzuki-san. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder - and it truly does. What a pleasant surprise to see you at such a place... We must truly be bound together by the threads of fate - we are destined for each other, do you not think...?
Tsuzuki - W-w-why are you here!?
Muraki - I own an estate near that lake. I always come to stay here in the summer. It's just...this year, I felt your presence nearby. So like a butterfly being lured to the sweet nectar of a beautiful flower, I wandered around in search of you...
Tsuzuki - ...Stuff flowers and butterflies!!!! Get away from me!!!!
(Muraki steps near Tsuzuki - Tsuzuki backs away)
Tsuzuki - W-wait!! Don't you dare...! Go away, you...!
(Muraki steps closer - Tsuzuki backs away)
Muraki (laughing) - Have you realised how defenceless and vulnerable you are at the moment...? Your damp hair, your hot flushed cheeks, such tender looking fair skin peeking so enticingly from the exposed front of your yukata....
(Muraki steps even closer - Tsuzuki bumps into a wall)
Tsuzuki - (terrified) Heyheyhey wait a second will you...!? (Muraki touches Tsuzuki's yukata and Tsuzuki screams) Get away from me, you pervert!!
(Muraki laughs and pulls on Tsuzuki's yukata strap)
Tsuzuki - What the HELL do you think you're..!
Muraki - Tsuzuki-san...! Let me attain my desire, just this once...
(Sound of Muraki getting *very* close to Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki (screams) - OHMYGOD SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(door opens & someone enters)
Gushoshin & Hisoka (sees Muraki and Tsuzuki) - AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Tsuzuki (so relieved that there's tears in his voice) - ....I'm saved...!!!
Muraki (clicks his tongue) - ...Annoying brat...
Hisoka (angrily) - MURAKI!!!! WHY ARE Y...!
(sound of bells ringing)
Everyone - Huh...?
Hisoka - I... I felt a presence...
Tsuzuki - Yes. It was definitely the presence of a spirit...
Gushoshin - Waah!! T-t-tsuzuki-san!!! Look out the window!!!!!!! Near the lake, there!!!
(Tsuzuki runs to the window)
(bell sounds - sound of girl crying)
(a ghost of a girl is walking the side of a lake)
Hisoka - That girl...! The girl in my dreams! The one that got run over...!
Tsuzuki - What do you mean!?
Gushoshin - So that's the girl you saw get run over, Hisoka-san!?
Hisoka - Yes. Definitely.....But that means...that she died physically, but her soul is lost, and that is why she is wandering around...?
Tsuzuki - ....I see...
Gushoshin - (sees the ghost disappear) Oh! She... disappeared...
Tsuzuki - Gushoshin, go and tell Tatsumi and Watari about this. We have to go and look for her soul. We can't just leave her crying on her own like that. She'd be so lonely...! Come on, we've gotta do something!
Gushoshin - Okay! I'll go right now!
(door opens - Gushoshin flies off)
Muraki (sneering to himself) - Ohhhh....Very well, very well... Interesting.... Maybe I could manipulate the matter...
Tsuzuki - Hm? Did you just say something?
Muraki - Nothing you may be interested in. Be the matter as it may, Tsuzuki-san, I must invite you to my estate. I will be honoured to be able to host you, and I assure you that you will get the utmost pleasure of my warmest hospitality... As I am a coffee lover, I shall offer you all the coffees in the world - and perhaps some of my own secret blends if you wish... (laughs evilly)
Tsuzuki - (thoroughly scared) ...Uh...Arm... I think I'll decline...а
Muraki - (laughs amusedly) - Just remember that you are welcome anytime... Well, I shall get going then. Farewell...
(scary morbid music - end of scene)
Hisoka (writing in his diary) - I had no idea at this point what the simultaneous appearances of Muraki and the ghost of the girl meant... But I knew just one thing. It was way too peculiar to be a coincidence... By sunset that day, we had obtained some information on that girl. Her name was Akane Nanamori - she was 10 years old. She had come to this lodge with her family last summer holidays, when she was involved in that accident. So the dream I had, had actually happened - it just happened last year. But...then the problems began...
(computer sounds - Gushoshin is typing in data)
Gushoshin - This.... and that.... yup, got that... nope. Still nothing. Aaah!!! This is so irritating!!! How weird!!!!
Tsuzuki - What's up?
Gushoshin - (sighs) See, the name Akane Nanamori is NOWHERE.
Hisoka - You mean, she's not on the deceased list?
Gushoshin - Yeah... She's not...
Tsuzuki - But that's not possible!! What we saw was definitely a lost soul.
Gushoshin - That's why it's so weird, I'm telling you!! Usually, when people die, their souls return to the country of their birth, no matter where they were when they died. When they return, they are marked on the deceased list. A soul can be lost or wandering, but it is ALWAYS listed on the deceased list. But...in this case...oh I have no idea why...
(door opens, Tatsumi and Watari walk in)
Tatsumi - We just got some interesting information.
Tsuzuki - Really!? What is it?
Watari - We gathered information on the sightings of ghosts around this area. And surprised we were...Take a look at this.
(Sound of Watari opening a map over the table)
Hisoka - What's this map got do do with it??
Tatsumi - This map, is the map of the lake and the suburbs around it. The red dots on the page show where sightings of ghosts were.
Tsuzuki - What dots? All I see is a big red circle near the lake!
Tatsumi - That's my point. The sightings are all arranged so that they make a gigantic ring surrounding a certain spot. Get it now?
Tsuzuki - ....Yeah.
Watari - Look at the centre of the ring, Tsuzuki. The centre of all sightings, is...
Tsuzuki (looks at map & gasps) - ....!! Muraki's estate!!!!
Watari - Exactly. All of the sightings are centred around Muraki's estate. That weirdo has got to have something to do with this.
Hisoka - What should we do?
Tsuzuki (sighs) - I guess we'll have to go.... to his estate.... (sounds like he's dying from the mere thought of it)
Hisoka - Yeah... But you don't think that if we go up to him and ask questions he'll just give answers, do you?
Tsuzuki - Yeah. If we just knock on his door and ask if we can run around his estate looking for clues, somehow I don't think he'll say yes...
Hisoka - That's my point. I mean, he's not exactly on our side. He won't just help us or give us information for nothing.
Gushoshin - (sighs) What should we do then?
Watari - (laughing evilly) You poor flock of lost lambs - I am the answer to your prayers! I have a great plan - it WILL work. I assure you 100% success!
Tsuzuki (excited) - W-what is it!?
Watari - Well... Come closer, everyone... (whispers something to everyone)
(a minute of random whispering)
Watari (finishes whispering) - ...So that's my plan. What do yous think?
Tsuzuki (immediately) - NO WAY!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOO NOT DOING THAT!!!!! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!
Hisoka (coolly) - You are dead, idiot.
Tsuzuki (hurt) - ...Ya....BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT!!!!!
Gushoshin - Oh please, Tsuzuki-san!
Tatsumi - Only you can do it! We're counting on you!
Watari - Don't worry! I'm sure it won't be that bad!!
Tsuzuki (determined) - No. I don't care what anyone says, I AM NOT DOING IT!!!!!
Hisoka - Yes you are.
Tsuzuki - NO I'M NOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHRRGH!!!!! (screams in irritation)
(Tsuzuki's scream fades out into silence - scene ends)
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16.08.2006 в 00:37(cicadas buzzing)
Tatsumi (writing in his diary) - Third day of our vacation. As we had decided on doing yesterday, we split up into two groups. Watari-san, Gushoshin and I were to search for Akane's soul, so we were to sneak into Muraki's estate from the lake side. In the meantime, Tsuzuki-san and Kurosaki-kun were to distract Muraki's attention by entering via the main gate to his estate and visiting him. I feel a little sorry for Tsuzuki san, but he will have to serve as our bait. Well, he's useless otherwise, anyway.
(change of scene - cicadas buzzing, sound of crunching leaves under someone's feet. Footsteps through the forest.)
(Tsuzuki sighs)
(Tsuzuki moans)
(Tsuzuki groans mournfully)
(Tsuzuki sighs painfully)
Tsuzuki - Daaaaah!!!! (almost in tears)
(Tsuzuki sobs, dragging his legs along)
Hisoka (sighing agitatedly) - (snaps) Stop winging like a baby, and just get on with walking, Tsuzuki! Do you think I want to see Muraki!? In the original plan, I didn't even have to come with you! So be thankful that I'm here, okay!?
Tsuzuki - But.....but Hisooookaaaaa......We're bait! B,A,I,T!!! For god's sakes, I'm not a worm on a fishing line...!. We're bait to get Muraki's attention. And you know perfectly well what 'attention' means when it comes to Muraki..... (sighs)... I'm gonna die.....
Hisoka - Not "we," Tsuzuki. "YOU." YOU are bait, not me. I'm just here for your moral support, and nothing else - If that makes you feel any better.
Tsuzuki (sniffing and crying) - Damn this stupid plan...! Wasn't this supposed to be a VACATION!!!??? At the moment, this is HELL! No food, no rest, no lazy lying around....! Hisokaaaa, what did I do in my last life to deserve this? Why do I have to go through this? What did I do wrong..... (sobs)
(Tsuzuki and Hisoka feel something in the air)
Tsuzuki - Hm....?
Hisoka - It's.... A seven-mile circular spirit barrier!!
Tsuzuki - I get it now!! That's why the ghost sightings are in a ring!!
Hisoka - But what has the ghosts got to do with the barrier??
Tsuzuki - Ummmmm..... Hmmmm......Ermmmm.......
(forest sound changes to lake sounds. Scene change. Group focus switches to Gushoshin's group.)
Watari - Damn it. It's a barrier..... Hm?
(touches the invisible barrier)
Watari - I'll see if I can get through it...
Gushoshin - Waaaah!!!! Don't, Watari-san!!!! It's too dangerous!!!
Watari - I'll be fine, Gushoshin. If my hypothesis is correct, then this barrier should...
(Watari goes through the barrier.)
Watari - See, it's not a harmful barrier. It's no harm to humans with form. At the moment we are in human form, so nothing happens to us. But this is a spirit barrier. Dead spirits get trapped in here, and can never get out.
Gushoshin - But what's the point of it, then? Why did that Muraki have to cover his whole estate with a spirit barrier? Why does he want to keep dead spirits in here??
Tatsumi - There has to be a clue somewhere... Let us start our search.
(Lake sounds change to forest sounds again. Scene/group change to Tsuzuki/Hisoka group.)
Hisoka - Well, since the barrier doesn't seem to have any influence on us, let's just ignore it and get to Muraki's estate. We can't keep Watari and co waiting for us to distract Muraki.
Tsuzuki - Okay okay.... Don't remind me..... Oh Hisoka..... Do I really have to go??
Hisoka - Of course we have to go, idiot! Come on, get up! We've got to get going!
Tsuzuki - (sighs)....Alright.....
(both start walking again)
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16.08.2006 в 00:40(a drop of water falls and drips on the floor - it can be imagined that the scene is an underground cellar)
Tsuzuki (wakes up) - Uh...What...the hell....is this cellar...?
Muraki - This - (laughs) - is the secret room. A little room that satisfies all of my desires...
Tsuzuki (gulps) - A...secret...room!?
Muraki - Yes.... (starts tying Tsuzuki up with chains)
Tsuzuki - WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?? (Tsuzuki still can not move because of the poison)
Muraki - Not even Sakaki knows about this room... No one can enter this room. Do you know what that means...?
Tsuzuki - I DON'T CARE!!! JUST TAKE OFF THESE CHAINS, OKAY!!??
(Tsuzuki tries to undo the chains but cannot)
Muraki - Of course I won't take off those chains.
(Instead of undoing the chains, Muraki takes the key out of the padlock on the chains)
Tsuzuki (croaks) - You just....locked....the chains!!??
Muraki - (laughs evilly) Now you cannot move...
Tsuzuki (frozen) - Heh...Heh-heh...Stupid chains - I can easily...(pulls at chains)...Ngghh...! Gghh!....Damn it!!!! If only the poison wasn't weakening me....!
Muraki - Don't waste your energy, Tsuzuki-san... Please be a good boy and behave well... Because you - are going to live here forever, and serve as my little doll......Forever....
Tsuzuki - Ugh!! No....way!! ....huh? (notices things on the wall)....Dolls??
Muraki - So you have noticed - how do you like my antique dolls? Aren't they all beautiful?
(Tsuzuki groans and pulls on chains again but is too weak)
Muraki - But you are the most beautiful, most perfect doll in my whole collection...The one and only doll...with amethyst coloured eyes...
Tsuzuki - Don't you dare....call me a doll...!
(Muraki takes out a knife)
Tsuzuki (panicking) - O-oi...! W-w-what's....that knife supposed....to mean...!? W-w-what are you....going to do to me!!!??
Muraki - This!
(Sound of Muraki ripping open Tsuzuki's clothes with the knife)
Tsuzuki (desperate - pulling on chains) - S-s-stop it....you...
Muraki - Tsuzuki-san!!
(Muraki stabs Tsuzuki with his knife - Tsuzuki gasps - Muraki repeatedly stabs Tsuzuki with his knife while yelling incomprehensible things - Tsuzuki gasps and splutters in pain)
(Muraki drops the knife - knife falls with a clang to the floor)
(Tsuzuki is gasping and breathing coarsely - blood is dripping)
Muraki - (laughs out loud with joy)... You are so beautiful...!! All chained up and naked - pushed against the wall, covered in your own blood - you are like a beautiful beast...!!! Every time it gasps in pain, every time its blood drips to the floor - a beast increases its beauty...!
Tsuzuki (between gasps) - You....disgusting....sadist!!!!
Muraki - (laughs softly) When I watch you gasp and writhe with pain, I am drowned in ecstasy - I feel the utmost pleasure, you see...! But...
Tsuzuki - .......??
Muraki - But it is unfair if I am the only one enjoying it... It is a pity that you do not feel the pleasure with me... So now - very, very soon,а I will let you feel pleasure... with my body....
(Sound of Muraki undressing himself)
Tsuzuki (terrified) - Oi...! Don't you dare touch my belt, you...!! (sound of belt being pulled out!) Aaargh!! Don't...!! (sound of a zipper going down) AAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!
(silence - scene change - desperate running footsteps.)
Hisoka (running and panting) - (opens a door) Not here....! (runs some more) (opens door) Or here...! (runs even more) (opens door) Not here either...!! (stops running and pants) What the hell is this mansion!!!?? It looks like just a normal mansion...!! And I swear I've looked through every single room, and still - why can't I find Muraki or Tsuzuki...!!??.....Maybe I missed some rooms...No, I couldn't have...!
(sound of Watari and Tatsumi running over)
Watari - Bon!!!!
Tatsumi - Kurosaki-kun!!
Hisoka - Watari-san!! Tatsumi-san!!!
Tatsumi - What happened? You look incredibly pale...!!
Hisoka - He did me in!!
Watari - Huh?
Hisoka - While I was ringing Gushoshin, Tsuzuki and Muraki disappeared!! Shit...! It's all my fault...!!!
Watari - That's terrible!!! If we don't find him quickly, Tsuzuki might...
Hisoka - I swear I looked all over this estate, but they're nowhere!!! .....(close to tears)...It's all my fault...! If I didn't leave Tsuzuki and Muraki on their own,.....none of this would have happened....!
Watari - Bon, there's no need for you to take responsibility, neither even feel the need to.
Tatsumi - Tsuzuki must have also been caught off guard, so it is his fault, too.
Hisoka - But...!! (shrieking sounds in his head) Argh...!
(bells ring)
(a girl's ghost shows up in front of them)
Hisoka - ...You're....Akane...chan??
Akane (whispering) - ......This way.......He's this way....
(Akane starts walking)
Watari - Is she leading us to...
Tatsumi - Yes. Let's go. Are you alright, Kurosaki-kun!?
Hisoka - Yes!!
(all three of them start running)
(change of scene - Muraki and Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki - Agh....uh...stop it...! Don't.....no....don't....please....!!
Muraki - ......Are you ready now...? ....Don't worry...It will only hurt the first time... You will find it pleasurable...after a while.... (leans over Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki - Don't....!!! Argh...!!
(violent knocking on the door)
Hisoka (shouting from the other side) - BASTARD!!! What the hell are you doing to Tsuzuki!!!! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!
Muraki - (clicks his tongue loudly) Stupid brat...!!! Just when we were about to start, too...!!
Tsuzuki - (croaks) Shut up...you...sick...bastard...! (shouts
(Sound of Hisoka breaking open the door - Hisoka and Tatsumi runs into the room)
Hisoka - MURAKI!!!!!!!!
Tatsumi - Are you alright, Tsuzuki-sa....(sees Tsuzuki's state) WHA...!?!? ....It seems that we were too late....!! .....How obscene...!!
Tsuzuki - DON'T STAND AND LOOK AT ME, PERVERT!!!!!!!!! Just....help me....!!
Hisoka - Muraki.....you.....!! I'm not going to forgive you this time....!!!!
Muraki - Those are my lines, brat. How dare you interrupt my pleasure...! ...It seems that you have crossed my line of tolerance... I will have to punish you....!
Hisoka - GET OUTSIDE!!!!! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU!!!!!!!!
Muraki - My pleasure..... Oh, Tsuzuki-san, you can't get out of those chains no matter how hard you try - I have the keys, remember...?
(Muraki walks off with Hisoka)
Tatsumi - Wait!! Kurosaki-kun!!! You can't take on Muraki by yourself...!!
(Tatsumi runs off after them)
Tsuzuki - Um.....OI-oi!!!! What about me!? You're all going to leave me like this? In this gloomy, cold place....? With nothing on...!? You've got to be joking...... HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!(yells)
Watari - There there!! I came to help you!!
(Watari runs into room - he probably was late because 'scientists aren't made for running')
Tsuzuki (in tears) - Waaataaariiiiii!!!! Pleeease!! Help meeeeee!! (sniffs)
Watari - Wow Tsuzuki - You are in an embarrassing state... Was I....interrupting you from anything...?
Tsuzuki (angry) - DON'T JUST STARE AT ME!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!
Watari - Alright alright....
(Watari pulls on chains, trying to break them, but stops)
Watari - This...
Tsuzuki - What?
Watari - You're tied up so many times over, PLUS the chains are locked - it will take hours to undo...
Tsuzuki - ......(groans and sobs)
Watari - But do not despair - I have just the plan for you. Drink my new potion, and you'll be out of those chains in noooo time!!
Tsuzuki - ....No...
Watari - Alright then. If you want to stay there forever, that's your problem. (turns away)
Tsuzuki - AAAAHHH!!! NO!!!! Wait a second!!!!
Watari - (laughs)....So you'll drink it? My new potion?
(silence)
Tsuzuki - .............(almost in tears)....Yes....
Watari - GREAT CHOICE!!!! Here - open your mouth!!! Say 'aaaahhhh'!!
Tsuzuki - Aaaahhhh.....
(Sound of Tsuzuki drinking potion - Weird shrinking noises)
Tsuzuki (voice all squeaky and high) - What the hell is this !!???
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16.08.2006 в 00:40(Haunted Mansion-ish music)
Steward of Muraki's estate - Welcome, Tsuzuki-sama, Kurosaki-sama. I have heard of your coming from the master. Please, please come inside...
(Tsuzuki and Hisoka go in)
Tsuzuki - Huh!? You call this an estate...? I mean it's sooooo big and it looks so expensive and all that! Look at that classy statue!!...(sighs)...There are rich people in this world, aren't there...? My house is aaaalways freezing cold...!
Hisoka - Tsuzuki.
Tsuzuki - Huh?
Hisoka (quietly) - Listen. While Watari-san and co are searching for Akane Nanamori, we have to keep Muraki's attention towards us. Try to be as sociable as possible, okay?
Tsuzuki (mumbles) - I know, I know!
(Footsteps stop)
Steward - Master, I have brought them. (Opens door)
(Tsuzuki and Hisoka enter)
Muraki (laughs) - You delight me... How nice a surprise - I did not think that you would be the one to visit me... Please make yourself comfortable. You are welcome to stay overnight if you wish...
Tsuzuki (chokes) - Aa...aha...ahahaha...ha...(tries to laugh politely)...
Hisoka (to Muraki) - Don't mind about me. I just came as an acquaintance. You can do whatever you like with him.
(Tsuzuki chokes and splutters and coughs)
Muraki - Are you alright, Tsuzuki-san? Perhaps you have a cold. Here, take your clothes off, and let me see what is wrong with you... Let me take a look - at every, single, bit of you... (laughs wickedly)
Tsuzuki - (backing away)а I-i-i-i-i-I'm fine!!! I'm perfectly fine!!!!а (under his breath
Hisoka - (under his breath
Muraki - Sakaki (the steward's name), you can excuse yourself.
Sakaki - As you wish, master.
(cicadas buzzing - scene change to outside the estate, Watari's group.)
Watari - I...feel a strange presence...
Tatsumi - Yes...
Gushoshin - What do you mean, by 'strange presence'??
Watari - Shh!! .....(ghost sounds)...Who's there!?
Tatsumi - Are you.... Akane Nanamori??
Gushoshin (voice trembling) - C-c-come out!! W-w-we won't scare you...or anything...! W-w-we cam-me to h-help yyyou.....!!
Deep ghost's voice (man) - ....Who are you...?
Watari (suddenly cautious) - We're Shinigamis from Enma-chou's summoning department.
Ghost - Shinigamis...?
(Ghostly sounds, then wind howling)
(Gushoshin making incomprehensible sounds and screams)
Gushoshin - M-muh!! Aghaakkk!!! Nghhhh!!!! What on earth is happening!!!!???AAAHHHH! Help me!!! Nooooo!!! Help!!!!!! Arghhhhh!!!!!
Tatsumi - Get yourself together, Gushoshin. Quiet!!!
(More wind howling)
(pendulum clock's bells ringing 3 times - signifying Muraki's estate - scene change)
Muraki - Oh... It is already so late...How time flies when we are enjoying ourselves...
Hisoka - (whispering to Tsuzuki) That's strange... Watari-san's team should have contacted us by this time!!
Muraki - Would you like another cup of coffee, Tsuzuki-san? My steward, Sakaki makes the best coffee, you see...
(Tsuzuki stays silent)
Hisoka (nudges Tsuzuki & whispers) - COME ON!!!!
Tsuzuki - Ah...Oh...Um...Yes please...Thankyou.........(sips coffee) (in very fake happy voice
Muraki - I am pleased that you like it... That one is a Hawaiian blend straight-black. How would you like a Blue Mountain and Mocha blend next?
Tsuzuki (still stone stiff and fake) - A-hahaha-ha...ha! That- would - be nice, thank - you! A-hah-
Hisoka - Please excuse me for a moment.
(Hisoka leaves the room)
Tsuzuki (shocked) - O-oi!! Hisoka!!!
(Door slams behind Hisoka)
Tsuzuki (with tears in his voice) (thoughts) - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME, ALONE WITH MURAKI FOR GOD'S SAKES!!!!????
Muraki - Is something wrong, Tsuzuki-san...? Perhaps you are all tense now because we are all alone - together? ....(smirks) There is nothing to worry about...
Tsuzuki (frozen) - A-haha-ha...! Yes, y-yes in deed - I-i-i'm not w-worrying at all...! (thoughts
(Outside the door - scene change to Hisoka)
Hisoka - I've got to contact Watari-san's group...
(Hisoka calls Watari on his mobile - pressing-buttons-sound)
(Back to Muraki and Tsuzuki, inside the room)
(Uncomfortable silence - Tsuzuki sips his coffee, then puts it down and sighs)
Tsuzuki (furiously trying to find something to talk about) - Um...Er....Hmmmm....Eh......Oh!!! Yes. Hey, I've always been wondering - you're hair's silver, right?? How can that be when you're Japanese?? Or maybe you have foreign blood in you??? Do you??
Muraki - You are embarrassing me, Tsuzuki-san.... Don't gaze at me so longingly...
Tsuzuki - HUH!!!?? I mean, uh...I wasn't, um..! Er...I was just...um...a little interested, that's all!!
Muraki - ...How would you like another cup of coffee? Royal Copenhagen, Mediterranean blend? Or Wedgewood original blend?
Tsuzuki - Heh-eh-er... No, I....think I've had enough coffee, thankyou very much...
Muraki - Oh... (after silence, starts laughs evilly) A-hahhahahaha!!
Tsuzuki - What's so funny!?
Muraki - You, of course!! ....What a farce...
Tsuzuki (angrily) - ....Muraki...!! You....you tricked us into this!!!!???
Muraki - And you're saying that you weren't tricking me? ...Behind our idle chattering, we were sniffing around our true intentions - I enjoyed the subtle game we played.
Tsuzuki - WHAT...!?
(Tsuzuki bangs his fists on the table, and the coffee cup smashes. Tsuzuki tries to stand up but falls over)
Tsuzuki - ...Wh...what...'s....happening? (voice sounds faint) I...I can't..stand...up...!!
Muraki - (laughs very evilly) It is almost time...
Tsuzuki (weakly) - What...do you mean....ti...(tries to sit up but collapses - no longer able to move)...You...! What.....did you.....put in the cof..f.ee..(collapses - unconscious)
Muraki - Even though Shinigamis are immortal - they do not have any more resistance to poison than humans. Unlike me - no poison will harm me.... (laughs quietly) ......The fun has just begun, Tsuzuki-san....
(sounds of estate turn to silence - indicating change of scene - to Hisoka's phone)
(phone ringing sound - ringing stops with a beep)
Gushoshin (over the phone) - Hello!? This is Gushoshin-ani!!
Hisoka - It's me - Hisoka. Where are you now? What's happening?
Gushoshin - You wouldn't believe what's happening over here!!! We're in SO much trouble!! Please, Hisoka-san, come and help!!! (beeping sounds - phone sounds get worse - sound of wind howling) Waaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!! (Gushoshin's voice disappears - groaning and howling and moaning of ghosts instead)
Hisoka - Aaargh!!!! My head...! What are all these spirits!?!? Is it Muraki's fault!?...What if...Watari-san and others are in danger!?...Shit!!
(Hisoka runs to the room, opens the door and runs in)
Hisoka - MURAKI !!!!!!!! What the hell are you plannin....
(silence)
Hisoka - ...Tsuzuki? Tsuzuki!! There's...no one here!!!! Damn it!!! That bastard tricked us!!!!
(Hisoka running through corridors)
(Ghosts groaning and moaning - Scene change to Watari's group)
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16.08.2006 в 00:40Tatsumi (blows whistle) (Tatsumi is arranging all the spirits into lines) - You there! Get in line!! Don't push in!!! You!! Keep the line straight!! Are you listening to me, man!?
(more death groaning from lots of spirits)
Gushoshin (typing the spirits' data into his computer) - Ehh...Yup. Next person!! Your name please, sir?
Ghost - GRHGHBBBHHHHAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
Gushoshin - Tarou Tanaka *? Alright.
**It's actually Tarou Tanaka in Japanese but it is an EXTREMELY common name - like John Smith, so it's supposed to be comical.
Gushoshin - Right. WATARI-SAN!!!! Please escort Mr Smith to A-block!!!
Watari - Comiiiiing!!! Over here!!! (To Gushoshin
Gushoshin - Exactly!! Why did we end up doing this anyway!?
Watari - Because of this STUPID barrier, remember!? All these lost spirits are trapped within the barrier - if the barrier disappears, they will go to heaven. But since we can't make it disappear, we have to look for Akane here while sorting out who's spirit is who's.
Tatsumi (to a ghost) - Hmmm? What did you just say? (ghost groans something) Ooooh. A bribe? You are a smart man, I see. Very smart indeed - I will put you at the front of the queue to go to heaven, and...
Gushoshin - Ta-ta-ta-ta-Tatsumi-san!!!! What the hell do you think you're doing!?!? A public servant like ourselves shouldn't be taking bribes!!!!!
Tatsumi - Ha! Who said we can't!? I don't WANT to take bribes, Gushoshin - I'm just doing it so that we can satisfy the ghosts as well as make some sense and get things to move faster!! And just WHY do we have to be working like this when we were supposed to have a NICE RELAXING HOLIDAY!!!??? Isn't THAT unfair!? EH!!??
Watari - Hey-hey-hey stop it there guys!!! We just have to get rid of this barrier, and everything will be fine!!
Gushoshin - But HOW!!??
Tatsumi - The fastest way would be to get the person who did it to un-do it.
Watari - Yes, and that's the only way. Let's go then!
Gushoshin - Yes. Gushoshin, we're leaving this place to you!!
Gushoshin - Eh- wha- ME!? You're leaving ME all alone with these spirits!!!!???
Watari - Well, there's no other way, mate! I mean, someone has to stay here and take care of the poor spirits.....Or would you rather come with us and fight Muraki...?
Gushoshin - Heh-he-he!! OFF YOU GO!!!! I'll just stay here!!!
Watari - Good! Take care of them, okaaaaay!? (shouts)
Gushoshin - Yeeees! (shouts)
(Watari and Tatsumi fly off - Gushoshin is left with the groaning moaning ghosts)
Gushoshin (sighs) - How did I end up here.... (ghost whooshes past) Waaah! Get into line, will you!?You there!! Don't push in!!!!
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16.08.2006 в 00:41(funky fighting music - Hisoka & Muraki's scene)
Hisoka - MURAKI !!!! What's your filthy plan this time!?
Muraki - Plan?
Hisoka - Don't play innocent!!!! Why did you make a huge barrier around your estate!?!?
Muraki - What has it got to do with you? You chose to enter my estate knowing that I had made a barrier around it. Why start asking about it now, when you paid no heed to it before? ....I enjoyed your childish acting - pretending to be interested in me and visiting me, but behind me, sending a team to investigate my estate. I am insulted. Your plan is not beautiful, unlike mine.
Hisoka (lost for words) - ....You...!!!
(Hisoka tries to run and grab at Muraki, but Tatsumi holds him back)
Tatsumi - Kurosaki-kun!! Get hold of yourself!! You can't beat Muraki just because you are hotheaded and reckless - think sensibly, and control yourself!!!!
Muraki - ....I can't believe that a little brat like you...disturbed my utmost pleasure... Do you know how big a sin you committed...?
(Hisoka yells angrily and charges at Muraki)
(Sound of chains clanging to the ground - back to Tsuzuki's scene)
(silence)
Tsuzuki (voice high and squeaky) - What the hell is this!!!????
Watari - YESSSSSS!!!! SUCCESS!!!!!!! Just look at how little you are...! (sighs contentedly) I never thought that it'd actually work...!
Tsuzuki (high but angry voice) - Watari.......!?
Watari - I...I mean, I'm glad you could get out of those chains!!! (laughs awkwardly)
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - .....Yeah.....Thank-you....But there's one problem. When am I going to go back to normal size?? You had better not say that I'm going to be this small forever....!?
Watari - No worries!! You should be back to normal in 3 minutes.
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - 3 minutes!!!?? I can't wait that long, idiot!!!!!!
(crashing and blowing up sounds from outside the cell)
(Tsuzuki lets out an alarmed *squeak*)
Watari - So they've started....
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - Hisoka can't beat Muraki like that... He's too angry and irrational... I'm worried...
(Tsuzuki runs with little steps to the exit)
Watari - Wait! Wait a second!!!
(Tsuzuki stops)
Tsuzuki (shouting squeakily) - WHY ARE YOU STOPPING ME !!!!?? I'VE GOT TO HELP HISOKA !!!!!!!!!
(Sound of Watari picking up Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - ....Ahh! ....What do you think you're doing!!??
Watari - It'll be much quicker if I just carry you and run!! Here we go!!!!
Tsuzuki (squeaks sadly) - Hahaha...You're right...
(Watari runs outside)
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16.08.2006 в 00:42Hisoka - J-j-just wait a minute!!!! Then what about....the huge barrier!!??
Muraki - Oh, this? I was just practicing my skills. It turned out better than I expected, so I left it there to see what it might do. (Laughs)
Tsuzuki - STOP LAUGHING!!!!! Why did you....did you leave it there for so long...!!!
Muraki - Because it looked interesting, of course.
Everyone - HUH!!??
Muraki - Well...I was very bored these few weeks....I couldn't help myself. When I heard that you five Shinigamis were to have a holiday - I arranged matters so that that blonde over there will get the travel coupon,......
Watari - WHAT!!!??
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - Wait a second. How did Muraki even know about our holiday and schedule?? (suddenly suspiciously)........Tatsumi.... I doubt that this is true, but.....did you sell our schedule to Muraki.....?
Tatsumi (insulted) - How dare you suspect me!!! I wouldn't sell my friends just for a little money!!!
Muraki - Then.... How about if I give you 5000 0000 yen (about 500 thousand dollars...?) for ownership of Tsuzuki-san's body for a month??
Tatsumi - Deal!!!
Tsuzuki (crying squeaks) - .....That's....so cruel....!!
Watari - Tatsumi...!
Hisoka - Tatsumi-san...!
Muraki - Be the matter as it may, I was planning on using the barrier as a bait to lure Tsuzuki-san here. But this time - I didn't have to use the barrier to lure you. You came on your own account. Does it not show that we are destined to be together, Tsuzuki-san....?
Tsuzuki (determined squeaking)а - .......Undo the barrier. Right now!! You have no use for it now, do you?
Muraki - (sighs) Yes, that is true, but... You see, some certain people stomped around in my mansion with dirty shoes on, suspected me for doing things that I didn't, and blew up half the place.
Hisoka - You stirred us up to do it!!
Muraki - BUT!! I am a victim, nonetheless. My precious belongings have been destroyed. Look at my estate - half of it is now ashes. All of the art and cutlery here as well as furniture were all first-class. They were very expensive things. If you do not pay for these things, then I will not do what you have asked me to.
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - ......Repay...?
Muraki - Yes. Do you want to know how?
Tsuzuki (croaks) - .....How...?
Muraki - (laughs) Come closer, and I will tell you...... Give me your beautiful ear that entices me to bite it every time I see it...
Hisoka - .....What, a, pervert...
(Muraki whispers to Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki (shocked squeaking) - No....no....not that...Anything but that.....Please....! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tsuzuki's squeaky scream dies out into silence - end of scene.)
Tatsumi (diary entry) - And so, Muraki agreed to undo the barrier around his estate, and the poor lost souls were set free at last. Most of them were souls that were on the 'deceived list' but had not yet gone to heaven. Except one. The little girl, Akane Nanamori.....
(scene - hospital - machines beeping regularly)
Father - Doctor, will Akane...
Doctor - Her wounds have healed completely, but she will not regain consciousness... Perhaps because she had hit her head so hard. She will be a vegetable state if she does not regain consciousness soon.
Father - ....Oh please....!
(The girl moans)
Father - Akane!!??
(Akane yawns)
Akane - ....Hu-uh..?...Daddy...! ...What happened..?
Tatsumi (continuing diary) - And so her spirit returned safely to her body. It seems that her life has just started.
(children laughing, girls squealing, water splashing - scene change to a public pool or a swim-able lake)
Watari (diary entry) - Fourth day of our vacation. God yesterday was a hard day!! I don't think we could call this holiday a 'holiday', don't you think?? Ah well. At least today is a proper holiday. Tsuzuki was back to normal size when he woke up this morning, too. All's back to normal!!
Hisoka - .....Hmmmm....Strange.....
Watari - What's up, Bon?
Hisoka - I feel that I've forgotten something very important....
Tatsumi - You too, Kurosaki-kun? I've been having this weird feeling that I've forgotten something, too.
Tsuzuki (loudly) - Don't worry about it!!! It's probably NOTHING important!!!!!!! ......(in tears, to himself
Hisoka - That's right!! I remember. What did Muraki say to you about the repayment yesterday??
(Tsuzuki makes a strange grunting/squeaking/sobbing/choking noise)
Gushoshin - Huh? Muraki said something to you??
Tsuzuki (sobbing) - Please....Don't ask...... (sobs loudly and groans).....I can't....get married now...!
Gushoshin - ....What does he mean...?
Hisoka - No idea. He doesn't tell us what happened no matter how many times we beg him to tell us. Doesn't that just make you wanna know more?
Tsuzuki - (sobs, gulps, then shouts loudly) To HELL with it!!! LET'S GO PLAY, EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Watari - Right you are!! Hey Gushoshin, why don't we go play tennis?? I'll show you my beautiful smashing skills!!!
Gushoshin - Heehh!!! You're gonna use me as a ball catcher anyway!!!
Tatsumi - Well, I shall go and do some reading. Don't disturb me. (threateningly)
аIf you do....you know what's going to happen, right....?
Everyone (scared) - ......We won't disturb you.
Hisoka - (yawns) I'm so sleepy....
Tsuzuki - Well, I guess I'll go fishing or something.
(Everyone stretches and walks off to do something)
(in the summoning department office - Konoe is tapping his fingers on his desk)
Konoe - They're LATE!!!!! What are Tsuzuki and co doing!? The vacation is for THREE DAYS, for god's sake!!!! How could they return such evil for the good that Enma-sama has done them...!! Every single one of them gets their bonus cut!!! I'll make them write out lines of apologies when they come back!!! .....If they dare forget my souvenir, they're going to get worse punishments.....!!!
Tsuzuki - (diary entry) After Hisoka and I had returned to our usual work, we were called out by Tatsumi. Muraki had sent a huge bill for the damage done to his estate....!
Tatsumi - Tsuzuki-san!!!!! How DARE you make Enma-chou's debts even worse than now!?
Tsuzuki - Don't tell me!!!
Watari - Pheeew, what's all the fuss, guys? Oh! There you are, Tsuzuki!!!
Tsuzuki (clinging to Watari) - Waataariiii!! Help meeee!!! Hisoka and Tatsumi are meanie-poos!!!
Watari - Leave it to me!!! .....but. You've got to do something for me. I made another new potion!!! 'You can be a jumbo-max dream potion'!! Isn't it exciting!? Tsuzukiiii, won't you be my guinea-pig again?? Please??
Tatsumi - Tsuzuki-san!!!! Our Summoning-department CAN NOT pay off all of this!!!! Go and pay for it with your body, right now. RIGHT NOW!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!
Tsuzuki - NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hisoka!! Hisokaaaaaaaa, help meeeeeeee!!!! Please!!!
Hisoka - Well, it's your fault, idiot.
Tsuzuki (chokes) - Hisokaaaa...! You're just as mean.....!!
Watari - Tsuzuki, what say you? Please???
Tatsumi - TSUZUKI-SAN!!!!!???
Tsuzuki - AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsuzuki (continuing diary) - Enmachou Summoning Department - a department which deals with troubles unmanageable by the human world. Our main job is to guide lost souls and deal with unnatural deaths - that is why we are called - the Shinigamis.
Tsuzuki - (cries) I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Hisoka - Idiot.
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16.08.2006 в 00:43Hisoka - Rin-pyou-tou-sha-kai-jin-retsu-zai!! (*ancient Japanese incantations)
Tatsumi - Sui !!!!
(huge explosion)
(Hisoka screams and collapses)
Tatsumi - Kurosaki-kun!!!!!
(Hisoka coughs)
Muraki - I am sick of your childs'-play fighting. Don't you see that you can't beat me??
(Hisoka groans and coughs more)
Tsuzuki (squeaky yelling) - MURAKI!!!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!
(Hisoka, Muraki and Tatsumi all look up and gasp in surprise)
Tsuzuki (squeaky yelling) - DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HISOKA AGAIN!!!!!
Tatsumi - ...........huh?
Hisoka - ....Watari-san, who's that....child...?
Tsuzuki (squeaking) - ME!!! It's me!! Tatsumi - you can recognise me, can't you!!!!???
Tatsumi - T-t--tsuzuki-san!!!?? ......You've become so small in the short while I hadn't seen you...
Watari (proudly) - He drank my new potion!!!
Hisoka - ......again??
Tsuzuki (angry squeaking) - Oi Watari!!! When am I going to turn back to normal!!??
Watari - Well...it's strange...you should have turned back by now....Maybe I mucked up some calculations...
Tsuzuki (very angry squeaking) - FINE THEN!!!! Muraki.......You're going to pay for what you (almost) did to me.....!! You even hurt Hisoka as well....!!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!
Muraki - (laughs evilly) It has been a while since the last time we crossed swords... You are much smaller than usual, but...you, are still you. Let us enjoy ourselves....
(Tsuzuki yells (or morelike, squeals), and holds out his curse/summoning card)
(a few walls collapse)
Muraki - How pleasant.....Your anger....it sends shivers up my spine, Tsuzuki-san... Those negative feelings give me power. (laughs). I feel the happiest when I am fighting with you...
Tsuzuki (chants squeakingly) - I pray to the twelve gods who protect me...
Muraki - Is he summoning a....
Tsuzuki - ...show yourself before me. Come, Byakko!!!!
(Byakko growls and barks - and blows fire all over the place)
(Hisoka nearly gets hit - Watari helps him)
Watari - Are you alright, Bon!?
Tatsumi - (sighs) What a waste... All those valuable sculptures and paintings....They could have sold so well... Can't Tsuzuki-san ever think about those things?? (quietly
Hisoka - This isn't the time, Tatsumi-san!!!
(Byakko blows more fire - Muraki is hurt and is breathing coarsely)
Muraki - What power....!
(Muraki collapses on the ground - Tsuzuki walks near)
Tsuzuki (squeaks) - Muraki....You can't escape now.....Prepare to die...!!
(Muraki starts laughing)
Tsuzuki (squeaks angrily) - What's so funny!!??
Muraki - Tsuzuki-san... You are so honest and straight-minded... If I move an inch...
(Muraki takes a step - Tsuzuki braces himself)
Muraki - See? You react almost excessively... Now I know how much I mean to you, Tsuzuki-san...
Tsuzuki (squeaking suspiciously) - What.....do you....mean...?
Muraki - Oh...? You still do not realise,,,? This was all...
(The rest of Muraki's words are wiped out by the wind and thunder)
(the funky fighting music stops)
(silence)
Tsuzuki (shocked squeaking) - What....did you....just say....!!??