Stupidity that doesn't benefit me offends me.
YnM Drama CD - extras TRACK 6 (2min 6sec)
(bird chirping sounds)
Gushoshin - HI!!! This is Gushoshin-ani speaking!!! Right now, I am standing in front of the bed room of Asato Tsuzuki, a second-area Shinigami from Emnachou's summoning department. The reason why I am here, is to record Asato Tsuzuki's five requested voice messages. I'll cover his movements closely today, reporting whenever possible!!
(Gushoshin opens the door)
(the telephone rings)
(the sound of Tsuzuki snoring)
Tsuzuki - ........Gmmmmhh??
(phone keeps on ringing - Tsuzuki picks it up)
Tsuzuki (very sleepily) - Hello....? This is Tsuzuki speaking....
Hisoka (over the phone) - Are you STILL sleeping!!?? WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP NOW!!!!!
Tsuzuki - Huh....? (realises that it is Hisoka)....Ohhh, morning, Hisokaaa....! (yawns)....Goodnight, Hisoka......
(Tsuzuki pulls up bedsheets and goes to sleep)
Hisoka - YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!??? DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!! I rang so that you won't be late to record the 'wake-up' message you told me you had to do this morning!!!
Tsuzuki (thinks for a while) - .....Huh...? .....What's.....that?
Hisoka - You told me to ring you in the morning so that you won't be late recording. REMEMBER!!!!???
Tsuzuki (thinks again) - ...Aaah.... I remember....That's right!!! (happily) Thanks for waking me up, Hisoka!!!
Hisoka - .....troublesome brat.... IDIOT!!!!!!
(Hisoka hangs up violently)
(silence)
Gushoshin - Well, are you ready now, Tsuzuki-san? Here we go!!
Tsuzuki - Yup!!! Here I go.... Ahem....
"GOOD MOOOOORNIIIIIIING!!!!!! Ohayo!!! Isn't it a BEAUTIFUL morning!!??? Let's get up and get to work enthusiastically!! Don't be a lazy-bum, you!!! Wake up and get out of bed!!! They say the early bird catches the worm, right?? If you don't get up early, we won't make it to the "only 50 sales per day, cheap but delicious rare cheesecake sale"!!! So, GET UP!!!!!!"
Tsuzuki - Was that....okay??
Gushoshin - Perfect!!! But....cake? This early in the morning...?
Tsuzuki - Of course!!! (dreamily
I looooooooove cake!!!
TRACK 7 (46sec)
(Sound of Tsuzuki getting dressed, packing his carry-case, etc)
Tsuzuki - Nyaaa! I'm gonna be late to work!!! Hisoka's gonna yell at meeeee!!!
(packing furiously)
Gushoshin - Aaaaaah!! Wait, wait, Tsuzuki-san!! You have to record the 'answering machine' message for me, first, remember??
Tsuzuki - Oh! Right, right, right!!! Er...Answering machine message, eh? ....Nngh.....Ahem...
"Hello, this is Tsuzuki speaking. The owner of this house is out at the moment. Huh? When they'll return?? Errrrrmmm..... Well, ask Enma-sama. He'd know. Anyway, if you have a message, say it after the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!! Okay? Oh, and don't forget to say your name, too!!"
Tsuzuki - Was that alright?? AARGHH!! I've got to go!!!
(Tsuzuki runs off)
Gushoshin - Waargh!!!! I'm coming with you!!!!
(Gushoshin flies off after Tsuzuki)
(The door slams)
TRACK 8 (2min 50sec)
Gushoshin - Tsuzuki-san, we've arrived at the summoning department!!
Tsuzuki - (pants and croaks Narrowly safe timing....!!
Tatsumi (angrily) - Safe, eh?? TELL ME WHICH PART OF BEING 10 MINUTES LATE IS 'SAFE', TSUAUKI-SAN!!!!!!......Why do you never listen to me! You're late every single day!! Arrgh...!!
Tsuzuki (sullen) - ....I'm sowwy....
Gushoshin - Tatsumi-san, please understand. Today was special. Tsuzuki-san had to record voice messages for me. We had to do 2 messages in the morning, and then we went to buy cake for the "happy birthday" message we have to do.
Tatsumi - Cake, is it?
Tsuzuki (suddenly excited) -Yuuuuuup!!! I can only think of intelligent things to say when there's cake around. And guess what - I bought a WHOLE cake today, for a change!!! WHOLE CAKE!!!!
Hisoka (coldly) - You just wanted to eat it, didn't you? You're such a kid.
Tsuzuki - Er...How'd you know....You read my mind, didn't you!? You read my mind!!!!
Tatsumi - (sighs) No one needs to read your mind, Tsuzuki-san!! Everyone can guess what you're up to, you're so darn obvious. Well - I'll forgive you for being late today. But on one condition. You'll share the cake with everyone.
Tsuzuki - You'll forgive me if I do that?? Alright then!! Well, I guess I'll do the message thing first - Ahem... "Birthday Message".
"Happy Birthday. So you're one step closer to being an adult. Because you were born onto this world, us, your friends, and your parents had the pleasure of meeting you - it may seem like an ordinary thing, but actually it's an extraordinary thing. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart - Happy Birthday. I pray that this year will be a content year for you."
Gushoshin - Yup. Perfect!!
Tsuzuki (excited) - Well then - let's cut the...
Tatsumi - I, will cut the cake.
Tsuzuki - Er....Aw.....
Tatsumi - (laughs evilly) It is for occasions like this, that I carry around a knife with me all the time... I may not look it, but I actually love cooking.
Tsuzuki - .....You're.....strange....
Tatsumi - ANY OBJECTIONS, Tsuzuki-san!!!???
Tsuzuki (scared) - Er....No, not at all!!
Tatsumi - Good. Let us start then.
(Cake cutting sounds - Tsuzuki whimpers every time the cake is cut)
Tsuzuki - Wait...no....! Too much....ahhh! HEY!!!!
Tatsumi - Here. This is Tsuzuki-san's share.
(Tatsumi puts Tsuzuki's plate on the table)
Tsuzuki - WHAT!!!??? (sobs) Is this....all....? (cries) What about the rest...?
Tatsumi - The rest is for EVERYONE ELSE. It's your punishment for being LATE, of course.
(Tsuzuki sobs loudly and chokes on tears)
Tsuzuki - Meanie-poo Tatsumi.....!!! ........You're a devil.....!!
Hisoka (coolly) - Well, you deserve it, idiot.
Tsuzuki (angry) - All you say to me is 'idiot' 'idiot'!!!! It really hurts!!!
Hisoka - What's wrong with telling an idiot that he's an idiot?
Tsuzuki - (sobs again) ....Everyone's so cruel.....Waaaah!!(cries out loud)
TRACK 9 (2min 59sec)
(park sounds - trees ruffling, children's voices, birds chirping)
Gushoshin - Here. We've reached the park.
Tsuzuki - Huh? What do we have to do in a park?
Gushoshin (awkwardly) - Well...The next message you have to do, is the "confession of love" message. Good luck, Tsuzuki-san!!
Tsuzuki - Confession.....of love ???? W-w-w-wait a second, Gushoshin!!!
Gushoshin - What's the problem?
Tsuzuki (gulps) - You're telling me, to say that....?
Gushoshin (happily) - Of course!!! Who else would I be talking to?
Tsuzuki - (deep breath).......No way.
Gushoshin (chokes) - You have to!!!! Please!!! Please do it!!!
Watari (walks over) - Oh! Tsuzuki and Gushoshin!! What a coincidence!!!
Gushoshin (desperately) - Naaahh!! Watari-san!!! I've been taking requested voice-messages from Tsuzuki-san today, but he won't do the 'confession of love' message no matter what I say!!!
Watari - 'Confession of love' message?? Well that's easy!! ....Alright then. I'll give you an example.
Gushoshin - Ooooh, you look very confident....
(funky music starts)
Watari - (clears his throat, then in a 'sexy' voice)......If you were a dumpling....I'd be the sauce and chopsticks that come with it....I love you..............(goes back to his normal voice) See!? Wasn't I perfect!? Didn't you get shivers up your spine from my sexiness?? Come on Tsuzuki, you can do it too!!
(funky music ends - awkward silence)
Gushoshin - So ANYWAY, Tsuzuki-san!!! I still have work to do after I get this message from you!! You have to do it for me!! Please!!!
Tsuzuki (Dejectedly) - Alright, alright!! I'll say it.....so you guys go away for a second, okay!?
Gushoshin - OKAY!!!!
Watari - Good luck!!!
Gushoshin - I'm counting on you!!!
(Watari walks off, Gushoshin flies away)
Tsuzuki - ......Arrgh! What should I do....I have no idea what to say....!а ....Um....Well - here goes - (sighs) (deep breath) (clears his throat) Confession....of love....message.
"....Only you are the one who can make me feel content like this. And I am the only one who can make you feel content. (whispers
I love you."
Tsuzuki (embarrassed) - (sighs) Daaaah...!! Aaahhhhuuuhh....I hope that was alright....Arrrrgh!! My face is flushing...!
Muraki (suddenly there out of nowhere) - (laughs evilly) I heard you, Tsuzuki-san......
Tsuzuki (screams) - GYAAAA!!!!!!!! Mu-m-m-m---muraki.....!!! W-w-w-why are you h-h-here....!?
Muraki - You make me happy, Tsuzuki-san.... I did not know that that is how you felt about me.... I thought that you disliked me from the way you talked to me all the time, and I felt quite rejected - but now I know how you really feel about me....
Tsuzuki - W-w-wait a second!!! You're misunderstanding something!! I wasn't saying it to you, I...! Oi!! Wait...! (Muraki gets *closer*) Aaah!! Arrgh!! Help!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!
Muraki - (laughs) I won't let you escape this time, Tsuzuki-san... Here - let us spend a dazzling, torrid night of love.... Do not worry - I am a professional. I will not let you down....Come, come....!
Tsuzuki - WAAH!! Wait!! No!! Stop!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tsuzuki's screams fades into silence)
TRACK 10 (1min 39sec)
Tsuzuki (tired) - Uhhhhrgh.....I'm....so tired....today....!
Gushoshin - Long day today, eh, Tsuzuki-san? We have just one more message to record!! Let's finish it quickly, and you can get straight to sleep.
Tsuzuki - Yes, yes...(sighs) Well then - Here it goes -а "Goodnight" message...
"How was your day today? Did you have fun? Maybe some unpleasant things happened. But don't worry about it - there's always tomorrow. And you are the one who will make that tomorrow. Rest for tonight, and let's make tomorrow an even better day than today! So....goodnight....and sweet dreams..."
Gushoshin - zzzzzZZZZZZ........zzzzzzZZZZZZZ.....
Tsuzuki - Oi Gushoshin!!! Don't you go to sleep!!!!
(Sound of Tsuzuki hitting Gushoshin - Gushoshin yelps and wakes up)
Gushoshin (whimpers) - Sorry, sorry!! That was a PERFECT message - so perfect that it made me go to sleep!!!
Tsuzuki (flattered) - Hehe...You think so? (laughs happily)
Gushoshin - (laughs uncomfortably) Well Tsuzuki-san, thank-you very much for your cooperation today!!
Tsuzuki - No worries!!
(Gushoshin flies out of the room and closes the door behind him)
Gushoshin - Well, everyone - I safely obtained the five voice messages from Asato Tsuzuki today!! I hope you are happy with them!! I'd be really happy if you can actually use them at home or something, too! Well, see you later!!! Have a nice day!!
(bird chirping sounds)
Gushoshin - HI!!! This is Gushoshin-ani speaking!!! Right now, I am standing in front of the bed room of Asato Tsuzuki, a second-area Shinigami from Emnachou's summoning department. The reason why I am here, is to record Asato Tsuzuki's five requested voice messages. I'll cover his movements closely today, reporting whenever possible!!
(Gushoshin opens the door)
(the telephone rings)
(the sound of Tsuzuki snoring)
Tsuzuki - ........Gmmmmhh??
(phone keeps on ringing - Tsuzuki picks it up)
Tsuzuki (very sleepily) - Hello....? This is Tsuzuki speaking....
Hisoka (over the phone) - Are you STILL sleeping!!?? WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP NOW!!!!!
Tsuzuki - Huh....? (realises that it is Hisoka)....Ohhh, morning, Hisokaaa....! (yawns)....Goodnight, Hisoka......
(Tsuzuki pulls up bedsheets and goes to sleep)
Hisoka - YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!??? DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!! I rang so that you won't be late to record the 'wake-up' message you told me you had to do this morning!!!
Tsuzuki (thinks for a while) - .....Huh...? .....What's.....that?
Hisoka - You told me to ring you in the morning so that you won't be late recording. REMEMBER!!!!???
Tsuzuki (thinks again) - ...Aaah.... I remember....That's right!!! (happily) Thanks for waking me up, Hisoka!!!
Hisoka - .....troublesome brat.... IDIOT!!!!!!
(Hisoka hangs up violently)
(silence)
Gushoshin - Well, are you ready now, Tsuzuki-san? Here we go!!
Tsuzuki - Yup!!! Here I go.... Ahem....
"GOOD MOOOOORNIIIIIIING!!!!!! Ohayo!!! Isn't it a BEAUTIFUL morning!!??? Let's get up and get to work enthusiastically!! Don't be a lazy-bum, you!!! Wake up and get out of bed!!! They say the early bird catches the worm, right?? If you don't get up early, we won't make it to the "only 50 sales per day, cheap but delicious rare cheesecake sale"!!! So, GET UP!!!!!!"
Tsuzuki - Was that....okay??
Gushoshin - Perfect!!! But....cake? This early in the morning...?
Tsuzuki - Of course!!! (dreamily
I looooooooove cake!!!TRACK 7 (46sec)
(Sound of Tsuzuki getting dressed, packing his carry-case, etc)
Tsuzuki - Nyaaa! I'm gonna be late to work!!! Hisoka's gonna yell at meeeee!!!
(packing furiously)
Gushoshin - Aaaaaah!! Wait, wait, Tsuzuki-san!! You have to record the 'answering machine' message for me, first, remember??
Tsuzuki - Oh! Right, right, right!!! Er...Answering machine message, eh? ....Nngh.....Ahem...
"Hello, this is Tsuzuki speaking. The owner of this house is out at the moment. Huh? When they'll return?? Errrrrmmm..... Well, ask Enma-sama. He'd know. Anyway, if you have a message, say it after the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!! Okay? Oh, and don't forget to say your name, too!!"
Tsuzuki - Was that alright?? AARGHH!! I've got to go!!!
(Tsuzuki runs off)
Gushoshin - Waargh!!!! I'm coming with you!!!!
(Gushoshin flies off after Tsuzuki)
(The door slams)
TRACK 8 (2min 50sec)
Gushoshin - Tsuzuki-san, we've arrived at the summoning department!!
Tsuzuki - (pants and croaks
Narrowly safe timing....!! Tatsumi (angrily) - Safe, eh?? TELL ME WHICH PART OF BEING 10 MINUTES LATE IS 'SAFE', TSUAUKI-SAN!!!!!!......Why do you never listen to me! You're late every single day!! Arrgh...!!
Tsuzuki (sullen) - ....I'm sowwy....
Gushoshin - Tatsumi-san, please understand. Today was special. Tsuzuki-san had to record voice messages for me. We had to do 2 messages in the morning, and then we went to buy cake for the "happy birthday" message we have to do.
Tatsumi - Cake, is it?
Tsuzuki (suddenly excited) -Yuuuuuup!!! I can only think of intelligent things to say when there's cake around. And guess what - I bought a WHOLE cake today, for a change!!! WHOLE CAKE!!!!
Hisoka (coldly) - You just wanted to eat it, didn't you? You're such a kid.
Tsuzuki - Er...How'd you know....You read my mind, didn't you!? You read my mind!!!!
Tatsumi - (sighs) No one needs to read your mind, Tsuzuki-san!! Everyone can guess what you're up to, you're so darn obvious. Well - I'll forgive you for being late today. But on one condition. You'll share the cake with everyone.
Tsuzuki - You'll forgive me if I do that?? Alright then!! Well, I guess I'll do the message thing first - Ahem... "Birthday Message".
"Happy Birthday. So you're one step closer to being an adult. Because you were born onto this world, us, your friends, and your parents had the pleasure of meeting you - it may seem like an ordinary thing, but actually it's an extraordinary thing. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart - Happy Birthday. I pray that this year will be a content year for you."
Gushoshin - Yup. Perfect!!
Tsuzuki (excited) - Well then - let's cut the...
Tatsumi - I, will cut the cake.
Tsuzuki - Er....Aw.....
Tatsumi - (laughs evilly) It is for occasions like this, that I carry around a knife with me all the time... I may not look it, but I actually love cooking.
Tsuzuki - .....You're.....strange....
Tatsumi - ANY OBJECTIONS, Tsuzuki-san!!!???
Tsuzuki (scared) - Er....No, not at all!!
Tatsumi - Good. Let us start then.
(Cake cutting sounds - Tsuzuki whimpers every time the cake is cut)
Tsuzuki - Wait...no....! Too much....ahhh! HEY!!!!
Tatsumi - Here. This is Tsuzuki-san's share.
(Tatsumi puts Tsuzuki's plate on the table)
Tsuzuki - WHAT!!!??? (sobs) Is this....all....? (cries) What about the rest...?
Tatsumi - The rest is for EVERYONE ELSE. It's your punishment for being LATE, of course.
(Tsuzuki sobs loudly and chokes on tears)
Tsuzuki - Meanie-poo Tatsumi.....!!! ........You're a devil.....!!
Hisoka (coolly) - Well, you deserve it, idiot.
Tsuzuki (angry) - All you say to me is 'idiot' 'idiot'!!!! It really hurts!!!
Hisoka - What's wrong with telling an idiot that he's an idiot?
Tsuzuki - (sobs again) ....Everyone's so cruel.....Waaaah!!(cries out loud)
TRACK 9 (2min 59sec)
(park sounds - trees ruffling, children's voices, birds chirping)
Gushoshin - Here. We've reached the park.
Tsuzuki - Huh? What do we have to do in a park?
Gushoshin (awkwardly) - Well...The next message you have to do, is the "confession of love" message. Good luck, Tsuzuki-san!!
Tsuzuki - Confession.....of love ???? W-w-w-wait a second, Gushoshin!!!
Gushoshin - What's the problem?
Tsuzuki (gulps) - You're telling me, to say that....?
Gushoshin (happily) - Of course!!! Who else would I be talking to?
Tsuzuki - (deep breath).......No way.
Gushoshin (chokes) - You have to!!!! Please!!! Please do it!!!
Watari (walks over) - Oh! Tsuzuki and Gushoshin!! What a coincidence!!!
Gushoshin (desperately) - Naaahh!! Watari-san!!! I've been taking requested voice-messages from Tsuzuki-san today, but he won't do the 'confession of love' message no matter what I say!!!
Watari - 'Confession of love' message?? Well that's easy!! ....Alright then. I'll give you an example.
Gushoshin - Ooooh, you look very confident....
(funky music starts)
Watari - (clears his throat, then in a 'sexy' voice)......If you were a dumpling....I'd be the sauce and chopsticks that come with it....I love you..............(goes back to his normal voice) See!? Wasn't I perfect!? Didn't you get shivers up your spine from my sexiness?? Come on Tsuzuki, you can do it too!!
(funky music ends - awkward silence)
Gushoshin - So ANYWAY, Tsuzuki-san!!! I still have work to do after I get this message from you!! You have to do it for me!! Please!!!
Tsuzuki (Dejectedly) - Alright, alright!! I'll say it.....so you guys go away for a second, okay!?
Gushoshin - OKAY!!!!
Watari - Good luck!!!
Gushoshin - I'm counting on you!!!
(Watari walks off, Gushoshin flies away)
Tsuzuki - ......Arrgh! What should I do....I have no idea what to say....!а ....Um....Well - here goes - (sighs) (deep breath) (clears his throat) Confession....of love....message.
"....Only you are the one who can make me feel content like this. And I am the only one who can make you feel content. (whispers
I love you."Tsuzuki (embarrassed) - (sighs) Daaaah...!! Aaahhhhuuuhh....I hope that was alright....Arrrrgh!! My face is flushing...!
Muraki (suddenly there out of nowhere) - (laughs evilly) I heard you, Tsuzuki-san......
Tsuzuki (screams) - GYAAAA!!!!!!!! Mu-m-m-m---muraki.....!!! W-w-w-why are you h-h-here....!?
Muraki - You make me happy, Tsuzuki-san.... I did not know that that is how you felt about me.... I thought that you disliked me from the way you talked to me all the time, and I felt quite rejected - but now I know how you really feel about me....
Tsuzuki - W-w-wait a second!!! You're misunderstanding something!! I wasn't saying it to you, I...! Oi!! Wait...! (Muraki gets *closer*) Aaah!! Arrgh!! Help!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!
Muraki - (laughs) I won't let you escape this time, Tsuzuki-san... Here - let us spend a dazzling, torrid night of love.... Do not worry - I am a professional. I will not let you down....Come, come....!
Tsuzuki - WAAH!! Wait!! No!! Stop!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tsuzuki's screams fades into silence)
TRACK 10 (1min 39sec)
Tsuzuki (tired) - Uhhhhrgh.....I'm....so tired....today....!
Gushoshin - Long day today, eh, Tsuzuki-san? We have just one more message to record!! Let's finish it quickly, and you can get straight to sleep.
Tsuzuki - Yes, yes...(sighs) Well then - Here it goes -а "Goodnight" message...
"How was your day today? Did you have fun? Maybe some unpleasant things happened. But don't worry about it - there's always tomorrow. And you are the one who will make that tomorrow. Rest for tonight, and let's make tomorrow an even better day than today! So....goodnight....and sweet dreams..."
Gushoshin - zzzzzZZZZZZ........zzzzzzZZZZZZZ.....
Tsuzuki - Oi Gushoshin!!! Don't you go to sleep!!!!
(Sound of Tsuzuki hitting Gushoshin - Gushoshin yelps and wakes up)
Gushoshin (whimpers) - Sorry, sorry!! That was a PERFECT message - so perfect that it made me go to sleep!!!
Tsuzuki (flattered) - Hehe...You think so? (laughs happily)
Gushoshin - (laughs uncomfortably) Well Tsuzuki-san, thank-you very much for your cooperation today!!
Tsuzuki - No worries!!
(Gushoshin flies out of the room and closes the door behind him)
Gushoshin - Well, everyone - I safely obtained the five voice messages from Asato Tsuzuki today!! I hope you are happy with them!! I'd be really happy if you can actually use them at home or something, too! Well, see you later!!! Have a nice day!!