Флэшмобчег. Милые детские шалости.

Навеяно постом Tamella со ссылкой http://taoky.livejournal.com/271088.html

Про раннее детство я не помню, конечно. И спросить, в общем-то, не у кого сейчас.

Но некоторые шалости в школьном возрасте помню.

В младших классах мы с двоюродной сестрой рисовали картинки про собственную бабушку, в которых с нею случались всякие мелкие гадости, вроде падения на голову игрушек с елки и т.п.

В школе намазала одному мальчику страницы в тетрадке спертым из столовой маслом. Что бы ручка не писала. Про то, что страницы промокнут и будут просвечивать, и все сразу догадаются в чем фигня, я не подумала. Получила крупный нагоняй от училки и родителей.

Было мне лет 12. Как-то раз к матери пришли гости. Мы опять же с двоюродной сестрой решили над ними подшутить. Переключили воду в ванной с крана на душ. Шланг с душем привязали к штанге со шторой и слегка закамуфлировали, направив четко на то место где должен стоять моющий руки человек. Пошел один мужик руки помыть и не глядя горячую воду включил. Встал он правда чуть дальше, так что намокло только одно плечо и пол головы ))) Нам даже не попало - все уже слегка выпили, да и мужик попался с юмором.

Классе в седьмом с соседом снизу решили отомстить моей соседке. Очень уж дурная была старуха. Написали объявление о том что продаются модные фирменные джинсы и кроссовки. Подписали ее адрес и ввесили на улице. Одно обидно, в единственном экземпляре (стормозмли). К бабке пришли покупатели. Она так разозлилась, что пошла у всех детей в подъезде тетрадки смотреть - сличать почерк. У всех проверила, кроме меня. А мне в школу жалобу написала. Меня потом к директору вызывали. Правда, деректрисса еле смех сдерживала пока меня отчитывала.

А что вы учудили в детстве? Кто что помнит или родители рассказывали? Или ваши дети хулиганили?

Напишите у себя.

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Вот ведь дрянь!

Какая-то сука опять играется с выключателем. Мне в квартире опять отрубили свет, блядь, за 15 минут до окончания закачки фала, который качался 5 часов! Я злая до слов нет! Даже не могу придумать никакого достойного этого мерзавца проклятье. Чтоб у него самого все в квартире поотключалось нахрен, навсегда!

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Angelique

Увидела на одном из сайтов обойку по этому анимэ, и мне немедленно захотелось его посмотреть. Почему-то нигде они мне не попадались. Одну из серий ёмуль мучает уже больше полугода, качая раз в месяц по чайной ложке. На ааринфэнтези ссылки неработающие. Блин, кругом сплошной облом.

Вобщем, с огромным трудом раздобыла несколько серий. И не пожалела. Какие они там все жуткие каваища, нет слов. Я лезу с хвоста! А прикиды! Смерть косплееру )))

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Я сегодня торможу

Using different colours for the lightning can have a novel effect, although white light does take a lot of beating.

Помогите мне перевести, что там происходит с белым светом, никак не могу въехать (((

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Я - приключенец. Меня напрягает роль домохозяйки.

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Салатик

Скажите, научно-популярная литература всегда пишется с попытками шутить или мне везет в последнее время?



Забрела в он-лайновый словарь, узнала много нового )))

вот, например дивное выражение - "as camp as a row of tents" — чрезмерно выпячивающий свою гомосексуальность



Вчера видела трамвай с надписью "Поливомоечный". Долго не могла понять в чем дело.



А еще вчера я наконец-то добралась до ниппонского садика в бот.саду. Там digitalFOX и Хозяин шики проводили фотосессию. Хочу, хочу видеть результаты!

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Начала читать Пеховских "Искателей ветра".

- Ну и как тебе? - спрашивает Рэй.

- Пока ему наиболее удался образ деревенского дурачка, - отвечаю.

- Может это Марти Стю автора? - интересуется добрый Рэй.

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Питерцы, ай нид хэлп

Хочется съездить в Питер на Анимацури

Но это увы зависит от того, найдется ли добрый человек, который пустит меня переночевать...

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Ями-скрипты

Трудолюбивая Кана продолжает радовать поклонников Ями переводом скриптов на русский.

http://zhurnal.lib.ru/k//kana/index_12.shtml

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Интересно, почему о всяких глюках, психологии и изотерических заморочках женщины свободно говорят между собой и могут обсуждать это с мужчинами. А мужчины готовы обсуждать эти вопросы с женщинами, но между собой на такие темы не говорят практически никогда?

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YnM Drama CD - extras

YnM Drama CD - extras

TRACK 6 (2min 6sec)



(bird chirping sounds)



Gushoshin - HI!!! This is Gushoshin-ani speaking!!! Right now, I am standing in front of the bed room of Asato Tsuzuki, a second-area Shinigami from Emnachou's summoning department. The reason why I am here, is to record Asato Tsuzuki's five requested voice messages. I'll cover his movements closely today, reporting whenever possible!!



(Gushoshin opens the door)



(the telephone rings)



(the sound of Tsuzuki snoring)



Tsuzuki - ........Gmmmmhh??



(phone keeps on ringing - Tsuzuki picks it up)



Tsuzuki (very sleepily) - Hello....? This is Tsuzuki speaking....



Hisoka (over the phone) - Are you STILL sleeping!!?? WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP NOW!!!!!



Tsuzuki - Huh....? (realises that it is Hisoka)....Ohhh, morning, Hisokaaa....! (yawns)....Goodnight, Hisoka......



(Tsuzuki pulls up bedsheets and goes to sleep)



Hisoka - YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!??? DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!! I rang so that you won't be late to record the 'wake-up' message you told me you had to do this morning!!!



Tsuzuki (thinks for a while) - .....Huh...? .....What's.....that?



Hisoka - You told me to ring you in the morning so that you won't be late recording. REMEMBER!!!!???



Tsuzuki (thinks again) - ...Aaah.... I remember....That's right!!! (happily) Thanks for waking me up, Hisoka!!!



Hisoka - .....troublesome brat.... IDIOT!!!!!!



(Hisoka hangs up violently)



(silence)



Gushoshin - Well, are you ready now, Tsuzuki-san? Here we go!!



Tsuzuki - Yup!!! Here I go.... Ahem....



"GOOD MOOOOORNIIIIIIING!!!!!! Ohayo!!! Isn't it a BEAUTIFUL morning!!??? Let's get up and get to work enthusiastically!! Don't be a lazy-bum, you!!! Wake up and get out of bed!!! They say the early bird catches the worm, right?? If you don't get up early, we won't make it to the "only 50 sales per day, cheap but delicious rare cheesecake sale"!!! So, GET UP!!!!!!"



Tsuzuki - Was that....okay??



Gushoshin - Perfect!!! But....cake? This early in the morning...?



Tsuzuki - Of course!!! (dreamily I looooooooove cake!!!



TRACK 7 (46sec)



(Sound of Tsuzuki getting dressed, packing his carry-case, etc)



Tsuzuki - Nyaaa! I'm gonna be late to work!!! Hisoka's gonna yell at meeeee!!!



(packing furiously)



Gushoshin - Aaaaaah!! Wait, wait, Tsuzuki-san!! You have to record the 'answering machine' message for me, first, remember??



Tsuzuki - Oh! Right, right, right!!! Er...Answering machine message, eh? ....Nngh.....Ahem...



"Hello, this is Tsuzuki speaking. The owner of this house is out at the moment. Huh? When they'll return?? Errrrrmmm..... Well, ask Enma-sama. He'd know. Anyway, if you have a message, say it after the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!! Okay? Oh, and don't forget to say your name, too!!"



Tsuzuki - Was that alright?? AARGHH!! I've got to go!!!



(Tsuzuki runs off)



Gushoshin - Waargh!!!! I'm coming with you!!!!



(Gushoshin flies off after Tsuzuki)



(The door slams)



TRACK 8 (2min 50sec)



Gushoshin - Tsuzuki-san, we've arrived at the summoning department!!



Tsuzuki - (pants and croaks Narrowly safe timing....!!



Tatsumi (angrily) - Safe, eh?? TELL ME WHICH PART OF BEING 10 MINUTES LATE IS 'SAFE', TSUAUKI-SAN!!!!!!......Why do you never listen to me! You're late every single day!! Arrgh...!!



Tsuzuki (sullen) - ....I'm sowwy....



Gushoshin - Tatsumi-san, please understand. Today was special. Tsuzuki-san had to record voice messages for me. We had to do 2 messages in the morning, and then we went to buy cake for the "happy birthday" message we have to do.



Tatsumi - Cake, is it?



Tsuzuki (suddenly excited) -Yuuuuuup!!! I can only think of intelligent things to say when there's cake around. And guess what - I bought a WHOLE cake today, for a change!!! WHOLE CAKE!!!!



Hisoka (coldly) - You just wanted to eat it, didn't you? You're such a kid.



Tsuzuki - Er...How'd you know....You read my mind, didn't you!? You read my mind!!!!



Tatsumi - (sighs) No one needs to read your mind, Tsuzuki-san!! Everyone can guess what you're up to, you're so darn obvious. Well - I'll forgive you for being late today. But on one condition. You'll share the cake with everyone.



Tsuzuki - You'll forgive me if I do that?? Alright then!! Well, I guess I'll do the message thing first - Ahem... "Birthday Message".



"Happy Birthday. So you're one step closer to being an adult. Because you were born onto this world, us, your friends, and your parents had the pleasure of meeting you - it may seem like an ordinary thing, but actually it's an extraordinary thing. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart - Happy Birthday. I pray that this year will be a content year for you."



Gushoshin - Yup. Perfect!!



Tsuzuki (excited) - Well then - let's cut the...



Tatsumi - I, will cut the cake.



Tsuzuki - Er....Aw.....



Tatsumi - (laughs evilly) It is for occasions like this, that I carry around a knife with me all the time... I may not look it, but I actually love cooking.



Tsuzuki - .....You're.....strange....



Tatsumi - ANY OBJECTIONS, Tsuzuki-san!!!???



Tsuzuki (scared) - Er....No, not at all!!



Tatsumi - Good. Let us start then.



(Cake cutting sounds - Tsuzuki whimpers every time the cake is cut)



Tsuzuki - Wait...no....! Too much....ahhh! HEY!!!!



Tatsumi - Here. This is Tsuzuki-san's share.



(Tatsumi puts Tsuzuki's plate on the table)



Tsuzuki - WHAT!!!??? (sobs) Is this....all....? (cries) What about the rest...?



Tatsumi - The rest is for EVERYONE ELSE. It's your punishment for being LATE, of course.



(Tsuzuki sobs loudly and chokes on tears)



Tsuzuki - Meanie-poo Tatsumi.....!!! ........You're a devil.....!!



Hisoka (coolly) - Well, you deserve it, idiot.



Tsuzuki (angry) - All you say to me is 'idiot' 'idiot'!!!! It really hurts!!!



Hisoka - What's wrong with telling an idiot that he's an idiot?



Tsuzuki - (sobs again) ....Everyone's so cruel.....Waaaah!!(cries out loud)



TRACK 9 (2min 59sec)



(park sounds - trees ruffling, children's voices, birds chirping)



Gushoshin - Here. We've reached the park.



Tsuzuki - Huh? What do we have to do in a park?



Gushoshin (awkwardly) - Well...The next message you have to do, is the "confession of love" message. Good luck, Tsuzuki-san!!



Tsuzuki - Confession.....of love ???? W-w-w-wait a second, Gushoshin!!!



Gushoshin - What's the problem?



Tsuzuki (gulps) - You're telling me, to say that....?



Gushoshin (happily) - Of course!!! Who else would I be talking to?



Tsuzuki - (deep breath).......No way.



Gushoshin (chokes) - You have to!!!! Please!!! Please do it!!!



Watari (walks over) - Oh! Tsuzuki and Gushoshin!! What a coincidence!!!



Gushoshin (desperately) - Naaahh!! Watari-san!!! I've been taking requested voice-messages from Tsuzuki-san today, but he won't do the 'confession of love' message no matter what I say!!!



Watari - 'Confession of love' message?? Well that's easy!! ....Alright then. I'll give you an example.



Gushoshin - Ooooh, you look very confident....



(funky music starts)



Watari - (clears his throat, then in a 'sexy' voice)......If you were a dumpling....I'd be the sauce and chopsticks that come with it....I love you..............(goes back to his normal voice) See!? Wasn't I perfect!? Didn't you get shivers up your spine from my sexiness?? Come on Tsuzuki, you can do it too!!



(funky music ends - awkward silence)



Gushoshin - So ANYWAY, Tsuzuki-san!!! I still have work to do after I get this message from you!! You have to do it for me!! Please!!!



Tsuzuki (Dejectedly) - Alright, alright!! I'll say it.....so you guys go away for a second, okay!?



Gushoshin - OKAY!!!!



Watari - Good luck!!!



Gushoshin - I'm counting on you!!!



(Watari walks off, Gushoshin flies away)



Tsuzuki - ......Arrgh! What should I do....I have no idea what to say....!а ....Um....Well - here goes - (sighs) (deep breath) (clears his throat) Confession....of love....message.



"....Only you are the one who can make me feel content like this. And I am the only one who can make you feel content. (whispers I love you."



Tsuzuki (embarrassed) - (sighs) Daaaah...!! Aaahhhhuuuhh....I hope that was alright....Arrrrgh!! My face is flushing...!

Muraki (suddenly there out of nowhere) - (laughs evilly) I heard you, Tsuzuki-san......



Tsuzuki (screams) - GYAAAA!!!!!!!! Mu-m-m-m---muraki.....!!! W-w-w-why are you h-h-here....!?



Muraki - You make me happy, Tsuzuki-san.... I did not know that that is how you felt about me.... I thought that you disliked me from the way you talked to me all the time, and I felt quite rejected - but now I know how you really feel about me....



Tsuzuki - W-w-wait a second!!! You're misunderstanding something!! I wasn't saying it to you, I...! Oi!! Wait...! (Muraki gets *closer*) Aaah!! Arrgh!! Help!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!



Muraki - (laughs) I won't let you escape this time, Tsuzuki-san... Here - let us spend a dazzling, torrid night of love.... Do not worry - I am a professional. I will not let you down....Come, come....!



Tsuzuki - WAAH!! Wait!! No!! Stop!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(Tsuzuki's screams fades into silence)



TRACK 10 (1min 39sec)



Tsuzuki (tired) - Uhhhhrgh.....I'm....so tired....today....!



Gushoshin - Long day today, eh, Tsuzuki-san? We have just one more message to record!! Let's finish it quickly, and you can get straight to sleep.



Tsuzuki - Yes, yes...(sighs) Well then - Here it goes -а "Goodnight" message...



"How was your day today? Did you have fun? Maybe some unpleasant things happened. But don't worry about it - there's always tomorrow. And you are the one who will make that tomorrow. Rest for tonight, and let's make tomorrow an even better day than today! So....goodnight....and sweet dreams..."



Gushoshin - zzzzzZZZZZZ........zzzzzzZZZZZZZ.....



Tsuzuki - Oi Gushoshin!!! Don't you go to sleep!!!!



(Sound of Tsuzuki hitting Gushoshin - Gushoshin yelps and wakes up)



Gushoshin (whimpers) - Sorry, sorry!! That was a PERFECT message - so perfect that it made me go to sleep!!!



Tsuzuki (flattered) - Hehe...You think so? (laughs happily)



Gushoshin - (laughs uncomfortably) Well Tsuzuki-san, thank-you very much for your cooperation today!!



Tsuzuki - No worries!!



(Gushoshin flies out of the room and closes the door behind him)



Gushoshin - Well, everyone - I safely obtained the five voice messages from Asato Tsuzuki today!! I hope you are happy with them!! I'd be really happy if you can actually use them at home or something, too! Well, see you later!!! Have a nice day!!

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Ями драмы - продолжение

YnM Summer Vacation

TRACK 1 (13min 51sec)



(Cicadas buzzing, etc)



Tsuzuki - This is called the Underworld.... a world of death. The souls of the deceased are judged based on the acts committed during their lifetime by our organisation, Juocho. The department of summons were created for the purpose of backing up Juocho and keeping any and all deceased souls under control. It is our duty to guide the path for any lost souls. That is why we are called the Shinigamis (Angels of Death).



(knocking on door, sound of door opening then shutting)



Tsuzuki - Did you call, President Konoe? Second Area Shinigamis, Tsuzuki Asato and Kurosaki Hisoka have arrived, what did you want with us? (mumbling)Aaah it's sooo boiling in here!!



Hisoka - (Entering the room) Hello.



Watari - Oooh, it's Tsuzuki and Hisoka!



Gushoshin - So you two have been called too?



Hisoka - Watari-san and Gushoshin! What's this all about?



Tsuzuki - Probably some boring meeting again...



Tatsumi - (Clears throat) Concerning that matter, President Konoe will give you instructions. Please start, President.



Konoe - Hmm? Oh. Ahem everyone, what I am going to order you to do, is entirely Enma-sama's wish.



Tsuzuki - Enma-sama? That's very unusual of him.



Konoe - Tsuzuki, Kurosaki, Watari, Tatsumi, Gushoshin - you are the five who have been chosen.



Tatsumi - Me too?



Konoe - Yes. Now listen very carefully, all of you.



(silence)



Konoe - The five of you... are given a special vacation.а



(Funky music - then Tsuzuki's voice "CD drama - Yami no Matsuei - Summer Vacation")



(Long silence with summer sounds)



Tsuzuki - Uh...Ummm...President? ...What did you just...say?'



Konoe - I said, the five of you are given a special vacation.



Everyone (exc. Konoe) - HUHH!!!!!????



Tsuzuki - R-really!?!?



Watari - You mean... REALLY!?



Gushoshin - But WHY!?



Konoe - Enma-sama has been very compassionate. He is giving all Shinigamis a three day holiday.



Tatsumi - But...if all Shinigamis were to take holidays, what will happen to the ministry? What of the work we have to do?



Konoe - Do not worry. We are giving the vacation to separate groups at separate times, so that not all the Shinigamis will be on holiday at once. And it is just for three days.



Hisoka - So you mean, us five are the only Shinigamis...



Tsuzuki (continuing from Hisoka) - on vacation for those three days?



Konoe - Yes.



Tatsumi - But President...!



Tsuzuki - OOHHH shut up Tatsumi! Don't spoil the fun! Enma-sama's not being a stingy bum for a change, he's giving us a holiday! We should all be happy!! Let's get outta here before Enma-sama changes his mind!!



Tatsumi - Tsuzuki-san...! Do you even have enough money to get a hotel outside? To eat outside? What do you intend to do, just run out of here and starve??



Tsuzuki - Er...



Watari - Hehehe... I'm such a lucky guy...!



Hisoka - What is it, Watari-san?



Watari - I went to the shopping-mall the other day, and I did this scratchie thingy and I won a special vacation coupon ticket (are tickets that pay for most of your vacation fee regardless of where you go)! I'll use this and go somewhere nice...!



Tsuzuki - THAT'S IT!!!!



Watari - Hm?



Tsuzuki - Let's use Watari's coupon ticket and go out, everyone!!!



Watari - HUHHH!!!??? W-wait!! It's my ticket!!!



Tatsumi - Good idea.



Gusohshin - It's a GREAT idea, Tsuzuki-san!!



Hisoka - Wow. You actually do come up with intelligent things sometimes.



Tsuzuki - ....(embarassedly) You think so? You really think so? Hehe...! Hisoka praised me...!



Watari (still in shock) - But it's my coupon ticket...! You mean you're all gonna use my coupon ticket...!?



Everyone (exc Watari) - YUP!!!!



Watari (almost in tears) - That's so cruel!!!



Konoe - Hahaha. Poor Watari.



Gushoshin - Anyway, let's decide where we're going to go. There's only three days vacation. If we don't hurry and decide, it's going to be over!!!



Tsuzuki - Exactly! So.....Thankyou Gushoshin!!



Gushoshin - ...What do you mean, thankyou...?



Tsuzuki - You can use that computer of yours to search for a good vacation spot for us!!



Gushoshin - Uhhhrgh! I'm not supposed to use this computer for recreational purposes, you know!!



(Gushoshin starts pressing buttons & searching)



Tsuzuki (mumbles) - I thought you weren't supposed to use the computer? (To Hisoka) See, Gushoshin's excited about this!



Hisoka - Not as much as you.



Tsuzuki - Uh-huh!



Gushoshin - Well. Can everyone tell me what sort of place they want to go to? I'll just enter the data in and let the computer search for the best spot to suit your requirements. Anything in particular you want? Anyone?



Tsuzuki - MEEEE! I wanna go somewhere I can eat heaps and sleep heaps and be lazy all day!!!



Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Al-right. Next!



Hisoka - I don't really mind as long as there's not many people around. I'd like it if it was a nice quiet place.



Gushoshin (enters into computer) - Yup! Next!



Watari - I need to get some exercise! I haven't gotten a lot of exercise lately...



Tsuzuki - That's 'cause you're always in your lab doing weird experiments.



Watari - Yup. I discovered this new super-medicine yesterday...! How'd you like to be my guneapig?



Tsuzuki - NO THANKYOU!!!



Watari - Awww, stingy bum.



Gushoshin (finishes entering statistics) - Next!



Tatsumi - Hmm, I'd like somewhere quiet where I can read. And great scenery of course, and a nice cool place to get away from the boiling summer. Hmmm, and I'd prefer a forest-lodge sort of place rather than a hotel, so we can relax more. Well, that's what I'd like.



Gushoshin - O-okay...Wait a second..



(Gushoshin enters lots of statistics)



Tsuzuki - Tatsumi's asking the most. (whispering)



Watari - He's asking a lot & very precisely in detail. How frugal. (whispering)



Tatsumi (angrily) - Well I think it's better to be precise so it will be easier for Gushoshin to find somewhere!!



Gushoshin - Y-yeah... (finishes typing) Yup. Done. I'd be surprised if there's a place that will have all your requirements, though... (enters more details)



(ping)



Gushoshin - Ooh! The data's coming out!



Tsuzuki (excitedly) - How'd you go!? (looks at results)....Awww. None of them seem good...(finds something) Ooh! How about this one!?



Watari - Which one? Let's see.... The "Miyama Family Lodge"?



Tsuzuki - Yeah! That one!



Hisoka - (reading out the desсriрtion of the place) "A beautiful lodge located next to a lake. Tennis courts and Hiking courses are near. Hotsprings to heal your body."



Gushoshin - Sounds great!!!



Tatsumi - But do you think we'd be able to get a reservation this late? I mean, we'll be there tomorrow.



Gushoshin - You're right. Wait a second...



(Gushoshin mumbles as he enters data of inquiry and sends to the lodge)



Gushoshin - ...It's alright! We got a reservation!



Tsuzuki - Yaay! That's great! I can be lazy aaaaaaaalllll day!!! Yaaay!



Konoe - Be thankful to Enma-sama, alright?



Tsuzuki - Yuuup! Well, president, we'd better get going now!



(Tsuzuki tries to exit - )



Konoe - Wait, Tsuzuki!!



Tsuzuki - (mumbling) not again... (to president) So, what do you want this time for your souvenir?



Konoe - Hotspring dumplings of course!!



Tsuzuki - Yes, yes... As you wish. (Turns to others) Let's go guys!!!



(Everyone cheers and gets ready to go, walks out of room and closes door.)



Konoe - Hmmm. Special Vacation... It's good to be young, isn't it? I wish I could go...



(Train station sounds)



Gushoshin - (writing in his diary) - First day of our vacation was a busy one. We met up at the train station at 7 o'clock in the morning to catch a bullet train. Tsuzuki-san was extremely high spirited, running all over the station causing havoc. I am ashamed to have to admit that I had a little fun running around as well. As a result, us two were cautioned by the station guards, and Tsuzuki-san went quiet at last. The train arrived at our destination at around lunch time. We got off, got our luggage, and were on our way to the lodge in no time. But...



(cicadas & forest sounds)



Hisoka (panting) - Who's the idiot that suggested we take this road!!??



Tsuzuki - Not road, Hisoka! It's a HIKING COURSE!!!! (excitedly)



Gushoshin - WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!! But WHY did we have to choose to do a hiking course NOW OF ALL, when we have all our heavy luggage with us, and we're tired from the train trip!?



Tsuzuki - You're not holding any luggage, Gushoshin. Stop winging. Besides, you were really excited about walking a hiking course when I suggested it!



Gushoshin - ....That's true, but...



Watari (dying sounds) - Ooooh, Aaaargh, I really can't walk anymore... Scientists aren't meant to climb up hills like this... But we can't risk flying incase someone sees us...



Tatsumi (angrily) - Tsuzuki-san.... You're going to pay for this....!!



Tsuzuki - I...I'm sorry...



(Sunset sounds & crows.)



Tatsumi - The sun's going down...



Hisoka - ...Well, that's our first day gone...



Watari - ......Oh Darn....



Tsuzuki (noticing something) - There!! We see it now!! Look, that sign there!! "Miyama Family Lodge"!! (noticing something else on the sign)....O-oh...



Watari - ....If it's not my eyes playing tricks on me, that sign there says this. "Free buses from the station to the lodge - only 30 minutes!!"



Tatsumi - And I also see a sign right in front of us which says this. "For Hiking course A, enter here. A scenic walk through the mountain to the train station, required time - 5 hours." Or is it just my eyes, TSUZUKI-SAN!!!!??"



Gushoshin - You mean, we wasted 4 and a half hours trudging through the mountains when we could have just got on a bus?



(Tsuzuki sneaks off)



Hisoka - TSUZUKI!!!!!! Just where do you think you're going!?



Tsuzuki (shrinking to the ground) - Uh...Um...I...



Everyone (exc Tsuzuki) - TSU...ZU...KI !!!!!!!!!!!!



(everyone advances on Tsuzuki)



Tsuzuki (scared) - W-wait! Everyone! Let's talk this over, hey? Let's take peaceful means, and....



(everyone swears at Tsuzuki and starts punching him and kicking him to pulps, then dumps ALL of their luggage on his back for him to carry.)



Tsuzuki (dying) - So....Heavy......Ow.....



Gushoshin (back to the diary entry) - After wasting many hours trudging through the forest meaninglessly because of Tsuzuki-san, we all arrived at Miyama Family Lodge. It was early evening by the time we settled in our rooms, so a whole day out of the 3 day holiday was wasted.



(morning sounds - in the bedroom (you have to understand that most Japanese hotspring lodges have Japanese style rooms where everyone sleeps in the same room on futons. So all 5 of them slept in the same room.))



(birds chirping)



Watari (sleepily) - Huh? Where's Tsuzuki?



Tatsumi - Oh, Tsuzuki-san? He went skipping out of the room a few minutes ago with a sickeningly broad smile on his face, singing out loud that he's going to the hotsprings.



Gushoshin - Again? He went in the hotsprings so many times last night!!



Tatsumi - Well, as young as he looks, he's the oldest out of us all. I guess he's getting age-cramps in his back or something. Arthritis, maybe. "Old men love hotsprings" - It's a well known fact.



Watari (looking at Hisoka) - Look at him. He's sound asleep, the poor boy.



Tatsumi - You can't blame him. Imagine having to babysit that Tsuzuki-san all day, every day. He's probably sleeping off his stress and tiredness - let him be for the meanwhile.



Watari - Yeah.



Hisoka (stirring) - Mmnn... Uh....... (dreaming)



(Hisoka's dream sequence - weird spooky sounds)



Hisoka (thoughts) - ...Where is this? Where am I....? It's...the hiking course that we walked yesterday...!



(Sound of a girl running and panting)



Girl - Daddy! Mummy! Hurry up! Come on!!! I see the end of the hiking course!!! We're here finally!! Whooaa! Look at the pretty lake!!



Hisoka (thoughts) - What an energetic girl. (looks around)....Hm?



(funky driving music - implying that a car is approaching)



Hisoka (thoughts) - Hey that driver's not concentrating on the road!!! But the girl...! What if...



Girl - Hurry up Mummy, Daddy! You've got to see the lake!! Come on - I want to go down and touch the water!! (sound of girl running)



Hisoka (thoughts) - NO!! STOP!!! DON'T GO!!!!!а THE CAR!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!



(Girl gasps, Car crashing sound, silence.)



(dream sequence ends, Hisoka wakes up and sits up abruptly, panting.)



(birds chirping)



Hisoka - It's just....a dream....



Tatsumi (alarmed) - Are you alright, Kurosaki-kun!?



Watari - Have a bad dream or something, bon?? (Watari always addresses Hisoka by 'bon'. It is his friendly way of saying 'little boy' or 'kid'. He only uses it for Hisoka)



Hisoka - I....(uncomfortable silence) You know the hiking course we walked yesterday? I dreamt that a girl...Just at the exit of the hiking course...a girl got run over by a car...



Tatsumi & Watari - ...What!?



Hisoka - It...it was so real! It was nothing like a normal dream, it was as if it was trying to tell me something... What if the girl really...!!



Watari - Calm down, bon. It's probably just a dream. But we can always check and make sure if it really happened or not. Just relax for now, go get a shower or something. You're drenched in sweat!



Tatsumi - I agree with Watari. Kurosaki-kun, let's think about this later, and for now, go and relax for a while.



Hisoka - ....Yeah... I will... (vaguely)



Gushoshin - I'll go with you then, Hisoka-san! (worriedly)



Tatsumi - Yes, take care of him, Gushoshin.



Gushoshin - Of course. Let's go then, Hisoka san.



(Hisoka and Gushoshin exit the room)



Tatsumi (musingly) - It is unusual... I am worried about Kurosaki-kun's dream.



Watari - Yeah... I just hope nothing bad's going to happen...



(mysterious music)



Hisoka (writing in his diary) - Day two of the holiday. I had a strange dream that morning... Little did I know that this strange dream would ruin our supposed-to-be-peaceful vacation...







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YnM Drama CD

Drama CD Track 1: Prologue



Little Girl (sounds about 5 years old): (crying) Sensei...

My head hurts.

And I'm starting to hear lots of strange voices.

I'm scared!



Muraki: Oh, you poor thing.Well, then, I will give you magic medicine.



Little Girl: magic medicine...?



Muraki: That's right...If you drink it, you'll be able to forget all the scary things (and things you want to do). If you don't drink it, things will become painful for you, Mizuki chan.

(He says this nicely, not threateningly by the way)



Mizuki: I hate medicine.



Muraki: Is that so...

That's too bad. If you drank it I was going to give you a reward...



Mizuki: A reward?

AH! What a cute doll!



Muraki: Do you want it?

Will you drink this medicine for me? If you promise to drink it I will make this antique doll a present to you Mizuki chan.



Mizuki: Yes, I'll drink it. I promise, Sensei.



Muraki: (laughing) You're a good girl...



Drama CD Track 2: At the Castle of Candles



Tsuzuki: Aw...how depressing! Why did I have to come too?



Watari: Calm down. Don't say such senseless things Tsuzuki. I'm really looking forward to this. Eating and drinking and such.



Gushoushin: I am too. Going to the Castle of Candles when the sakura bloom. This is a once a year event!



Hisoka: Moreover, this is a direct request from Hakushaku. If we don't go, it'd be bad for us. And you do owe a great debt to Hakushaku.



Tsuzuki: But...



Tatsumi: Okay, okay, be quiet.

We were kindly invited here. Lets give our sincere regards. Understand, Tsuzuki?

Now, here we go.



*Knock-Knock*



*Doors open & close*



Watson: erh....[Watson type noises ^_^]



Tatsumi: Thank you for asking us to this sakura viewing today. Tsuzuki Asato, Kurosaki Hisoka, Watari Yutaka, Tatsumi Seiichiro, and the Gushoshin brothers have arrived.



Watari: Ojamashimasu*.



*(Said when entering the home of someone you visited. It could be translated as "Sorry for troubling you" or something along those lines)



All: WOW!!



Hisoka: As usual the weeping sakura are marvelous.



Tatsumi: They are pretty, aren't they? Just like the souls of the Japanese people.



Hakushaku [Earl]: Hoah!



Gushoshin: This is the first time I've ever seen anything like this.



Watari: You've got that right! The original meaning of sakura are "where the gods dwell."



Gushoshin: I'm glad we came. Aren't you Tsuzuki?



Hakushaku: Hmm......*in his wavery voice*



Tsuzuki: Hakushaku...This is a sakura viewing so look at the sakura, not me! The sakura!



Hakushaku: It feels like an illusion, Tsuzuki gazing at me under the sakura...what a beautiful sight! I want to confine you forever and make you mine, Tsuzuki...



Tsuzuki: !!

Oi, Oi, don't grab me like that. [Neither of us could come up with a really acurate translation of what he is saying here]



Watari: Oh! It's come, It's come!! I've been waiting for this, Watson's homemade cooking!



Tatsumi: Oh! Once again this is done with great skill. Thank you Watson.



Tsuzuki: *in a low voice* Um...would you tell me the recipie later?



Watson: Uhng! [Weird Watson sound again]



All: Itadakimasu!!



(Said before eating. It is a polite form of a verb that means "to receive" so I guess it can be translated as something like, "I will partake of this now" but that kind of sounds silly ^_^)



Tsuzuki: Wait! I want some of tha---

Hakushaku! Cut it out, let go of me!



Hakushaku: Haha...Having you as accompaniment is wonderful, Tsuzuki.



Tatsumi: *clears his throat* Hakushaku, that is very distasteful...



Hakushaku: What is Tatsumi?



Tatsumi: Please don't lay a hand on my staff.



Tsuzuki: Ta-Tatsumi! ^_^ You're coming to my resc---



Tatsumi: Despite the fact that Tsuzuki is called the "slacker" of the Shokan Division, acts like a fool, repeatedly causes catastrophes and accumulates heavy debts, he is still a member of our staff.



Tsuzuki: You're cruel. Do you really mean that...?



Hakushaku: Oh? You're trying to say that my pure exprеssion of love is an annoyance?



Tatsumi: Not at all, Hakushaku. But this excessive exprеssion is...



Tsuzuki: Um...lets try to get along, you two...



Watari: De---licious! This is the BEST! This veal's sautee.



Gushoushin: You're right!! I'd say it's a first class meal!



Gushoshin: Delicious, isn't it?



*Sounds of Hisoka chowing down* ^_^



Watari: You've got quite an appetite, Boy.



Hisoka: When it's time to eat, I eat. My appetite comes in waves. Right now I feel like eating a whole lot.



Watari: *laughs*



Younger Gushoshin: Watson, what's that wine?



*wine bottle opened*



Watari: This looks like another expensive one!



Hakushaku: Hehehe, so you noticed? I set it aside for today.



Tatsumi: It..Its!! Let me see that for a second. Oh! Chatomaru, year 95 (not sure what year this refers to, but it must be old) That's a great vintage! This is superb! I estimate that it would cost more than ten thousand yen to buy this. Maybe I should take 2 or 3 bottles home with me.



Watari: *in a very disapproving tone* Tatsumi!



Hakushaku: Drinking delicious wine while admiring the sakura together with Tsuzuki. He is gazing at me with such "coldness" [it could be "coldness" but it could also be something else..He doesn't articulate! >.<*]

*laughs*



Watari: Hey you two come back here! We've got drinks! Drinks!



Tsuzuki: Oh, wine?

Hmm...which one? Which one?



*Tsu takes downs wine in large gulps*



Tsuzuki: Whoah! This is great!



Gushoshin: Ahh... Drinking it in such an easygoing way!!



Tatsumi: Sacrilegious!! Don't guzzle down that wine, Tsuzuki. That wine is really refined!



Tsuzuki: Come on, come on. Don't be so strict.



Watari: This is bad!



Gushoshin: Bad?



Watari: Tsuzuki is unrivaled when he has alcohol in him, and to tell you the truth, before the party he had beer with Chanpon. (*It is a Japanese dish*)



Tatsumi: Yuk!!



Tsuzuki: *hiccup* (He is VERY drunk ^_^) Pretty sakura and delicious wine...AAH!! This is the BEST!!



Tatsumi: He is perfectly drunk.



Tsuzuki: Eh? I'm not DRUNK!! ??????????



Both Gushoshin: Oh, I see.



Watari: Well now, shouldn't we be getting back home? I'm having a bad feeling about this.



Tsuzuki: What!? Not yet, the party's just starting.



Gushoshin: Party?



Hisoka: Gochisousama*. ah...I'm full...



(*Goshisousama- something said after eating, it could translate as "thanks for the food/feast")



Tsuzuki: I, Tsuzuki Asato of the second area of the Enma Cho Shokan Division, shall strip!!



All: Eh!!



Hakushaku: Ooh!! I've been waiting for this!! Watson, music!



*music starts*



Tsuzuki: *humming* hmm....hmm....



Hakushaku: Ooh! How seductive. Tsuzuki, are you inviting me?



Tatsumi: Hakushaku! Don't touch him! And Tsuzuki, stop that at once!



Tsuzuki: That's just like you, Hakushaku. To prepare everything in advance...



Tatsumi: Watari!! Don't just stand there watching. Stop him!!



*sound of clothes rustling-I guess he just took something off ^_^*



Tsuzuki: But...its so hot...



Gushoshin: Tsu-Tsu-Tsu-Tsuzuki!! Stop being so stubborn, everyone watching!



Tatsumi: I forbid you to strip anymore! Stop it, Tsuzuki!



Hakushaku: Isn't it alright? Now Tsuzuki, throw off your inhibitions and continue!



Tsuzuki: Haai! (Alright!)



*more cloth rustling-wonder what it was this time*



Tatsumi: AAAH! cut it out Tsuzuki (poor Tatsumi, he's pretty frantic here) Hakushaku, you too! What's so fun about watching a man strip!!



Gushoshin: Hisoka, you stop too!



Hisoka: *in a slow voice* Uh...Watson, listen to this... Whenever Tsuzuki drinks it always ends up this way, he starts to strip. And of course, I'm forced to clean up everything after he's fallen asleep.



Watson: *makes a Watson noise*



Gushoshin: Hisoka, when did you start drinking the wine?



Tsuzuki: *humming* hmmm....hmmm....(he gives the slightest of grunts here which makes me think the last of it just came off...^_^)



Hakushaku: *clapping* Tsuzuki, wonderful! Bravo! Splendid!



Tatsumi: Do you not understand what I mean WHEN I SAY STOP IT TSUZUKI !!



*explosion*



Watari: Calm down Tatsumi! And you too Hakushaku!





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ЗЫ: Может я даже не поленюсь это перевести )))

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Я живу на первом этаже

дальше матом

Блядь, почему все эти ебаные почтальоны, сантехники, распространмтели сраной макулатуры, подростки, алкаши и другие уроды считают, что я обязана им всем открывать в дверь, когда они названивают мне в домофон?

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Готовлюсь к Парижу.

Разыскиваю китайские рецепты. Натыкаюсь на Яндексе вот на это

Китайская кухня от Якудза!

Бесплатная доставка блюд китайской кухни! Круглосуточно! Высокое качество.

Первая мысль - и это будет последняя трапеза в вашей жизни.

Потом Рэй выдал идею, что это Фэйлон и Асами открыли совместное предприятие ))

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Вчера с Тамеллой пытаясь накормить Мелкотварь обедом, пересматривали Финалку. В результате начали грозить мелкой Кададжиками ))) Типа "вот придут сильверхеды и тебя НАКОРМЯТ!"

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Лучшее лекарство от гуманизма - это сеанс общения с родителями.

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О Хэйянке

Игра замечательная. Спасибо мастерам и игрокам.

Я слишком много времени потратив на устройство быта в команде - поэтому не получилось как следует поиграть. Но наблюдать за играющими - было одно сплошное удовольствие.

Как персонажу мне почти нечего сказать - я пыталась создать бэкграунд для ведуших игроков, надеюсь мне это удалось.



Дочка у господина Исоноками-но Маро оказалась тихая и послушная. По городу не бегала, сидела тихо на женской половине, приходила, когда звали... Будучи фрейлиной 4 ранга во дворце так и не появилась, стесняясь своего убогого внешнего вида и отсутствия манер.

Самые яркие игровые переживания - это смерть отца. Было жутко страшно, но старалась держаться с достоинством.

Точка была поставлена на следующий день, когда ко мне на колени прилетела черная бабочка. Весточка от отца, сказала я. А через 10 минут сумасшедший принц Савара меня зарубил.

Исоноками-но Айяме

Остальные фотки можно посмотреть тут

http://ljplus.ru/images/of/aerne&year=2006

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Ура!

Машинка побеждена. Да здравствует победитель! Спасибо всем поддержавшим. )))))

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Прикиды не дошиты, а швейную машинку как назло заклинило. Рэй пытается ее победить. Поболеем за него!